Trump wants a military parade and we should give it to him

[HisArpy]

We should.

But, it should be a parade of our entire military force. Including the militia. Call us up Mr. President. We will answer as Constitutionally required. And then you can have us stand down again.

Of course the parade may take a few days rather than a couple of hours, but hey, it's a parade.

 

[RobDownSouth]

And if he called upon you to march for him, would you?

Do you think he would be brave enough to stand and watch one hundred, heck, one thousand bitter clingers marching by?

It'd be sorta fun if he did, someone could blow up a brown paper lunch bag and pop it.

Cadet Bone Spurs would probably simultaneous piss himself and drag Melania in front of him as a human shield.

 

[phrodeau]

There's the chance to take down the corrupt government, like the Second Amendment says we should.

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

And if he called upon you to march for him, would you?

And you didn't, would you be Article 15'd for AWOL? A mobilization isn't voluntary.

 

[HisArpy]

There's the chance to take down the corrupt government, like the Second Amendment says we should.

What's this "we" shit? You got a hole in your pocket and your friend came over?

 

[HisArpy]

And if he called upon you to march for him, would you?

Do you think he would be brave enough to stand and watch one hundred, heck, one thousand bitter clingers marching by?

It'd be sorta fun if he did, someone could blow up a brown paper lunch bag and pop it.

Cadet Bone Spurs would probably simultaneous piss himself and drag Melania in front of him as a human shield.

I am no longer within the defining parameters of the Militia but, if allowed, I would parade as best I can.

I think a parade with one hundred million "irregulars" would be sorta cool because it would tell all about who is and who isn't.

 

[BobBalouski]

What's this "we" shit? You got a hole in your pocket and your friend came over?

You invoked it collectively twice in your op - why don't you ask your mirror, dumbass.

 

[HisArpy]

You invoked it collectively twice in your op - why don't you ask your mirror, dumbass.

Lol. fauxdoh is Canuckian you moron. He don't get to play except with himself.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What's this "we" shit? You got a hole in your pocket and your friend came over?

Look at the first sentence of your initial post.

I am no longer within the defining parameters of the Militia but, if allowed, I would parade as best I can.

I think a parade with one hundred million "irregulars" would be sorta cool because it would tell all about who is and who isn't.

Best of all worlds, amirite?

Under the command and control of no one, yet access to all the AR-15s you need to commit mass homicide!

An Army of One!

#PewPewPew

 

[phrodeau]

What's this "we" shit? You got a hole in your pocket and your friend came over?

These guys, maybe?

https://i.imgur.com/RszgFok.jpg

 

[HisArpy]

These guys, maybe?

https://i.imgur.com/RszgFok.jpg

Well, they'd have to - if they meet the requirements. I'm not sure they do since they all seem to be over 45 years of age. But don't worry, none of them are you so you can still hide in your closet with your "friend".

 

[HisArpy]

Look at the first sentence of your initial post.


10 USC 246

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b) The classes of the militia are—
(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.




Best of all worlds, amirite?

Under the command and control of no one, yet access to all the AR-15s you need to commit mass homicide!

An Army of One!

#PewPewPew

Some people just don't know their ass from Shinola. Apparently you think you're special because you snuck into the cheap seats the morning after game day to throw flaming shitballs onto the field. A day late and a dollar short should be your family credo.

 

[BobBalouski]

Isn't there a analual Gay Pride parade in your hood that can sate your mustering desires better?

 

[richard_daily]

"Guns across America".

I'd participate.

 

[RoryN]

"Guns across America".

I'd participate.

Lol...

 

[Luk]

We should.

But, it should be a parade of our entire military force. Including the militia. Call us up Mr. President. We will answer as Constitutionally required. And then you can have us stand down again.

Of course the parade may take a few days rather than a couple of hours, but hey, it's a parade.

Hey, Tim. How'd this work out fer ya?

 

[phrodeau]

I'm sure that Canada is lovely in March, but I was nowhere near it.

 

[Hawtbawx]

You'll get your parade....in Paris. Lmao.

 

[KeithD]

You'll get your parade....in Paris. Lmao.

I dunno. I think if Donald took a look at North Korea's military parades, he may prefer to go there.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Tim was Que's biggest competition for the Dunning Kruger award, GB edition.

He is sadly missed.

 

[Hawtbawx]

I dunno. I think if Donald took a look at North Korea's military parades, he may prefer to go there.

True. When his advisors inform him that France has strong Socialist leanings he'll probably hightail it over to NK to hang out with his little dicktator buddy. I'm pretty sure NK has a course in Military Parades 101 he can sit in on....

 

[about_average]

That would be cool to see.
All those militia members parading in front of Cadet Bone Spurs who risked his life for the country having risky sex in NYC, his own "personal Vietnam."