Trump said he wants to be Pope.

[Philthy_Phil]

https://preview.redd.it/im-shocked-if-anybody-is-still-confused-as-to-why-the-v0-711gk2rshrxe1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=020b7e820b6f16571c7025510212d416f0c3f22d

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Release the epstein files!

 

[Bn2f]

How is the raping of a child and the turning of a blind eye by trump to this crime not on brand to being a part of the qualification for Catholic papacy?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

How is the raping of a child and the turning of a blind eye by trump to this crime not on brand to being a part of the qualification for Catholic papacy?

Valid point.

He's got a good chance of becoming Pope.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Trump performed a miracle and just saved 258 million lives!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DanielWilliams/comments/1kbmz97/258_million_lives

 

[dmallord]

Valid point.

He's got a good chance of becoming Pope.

Two Corinthians???

 

[Philthy_Phil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kuihman/comments/1kbgx74/trump_says_he_would_like_to_be_the_next_pope

 

[nowisthetime]

His toothless MAGAt fans don't seem to care, but they want to act like they have the higher moral ground.

 

[OralAllOver]

Trump certainly doesn't have sex with his wife
So why not?

 

[Bn2f]

Fitting! Like catholics now, magats sit around waiting for smoke to be blown up their ass.

 

[MasterAnimus]

Fitting! Like catholics now, magats sit around waiting for smoke to be blown up their ass.

It's conclave day, every day!

 

[Wylie3]

He would go well as Pope, all faggot priests would be excommunicated, the Spanish inquisition would be back and he would have the poor washing his feet rather than the other way round.

And all those property deals to do, who needs churches when you can have Casinos and Towers.

 

[MasterAnimus]

Pope Benedictator?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[ll74]

The only shit I care about when it comes to 47 saying stupid shit is when it is counter.tonteh Constitution, which he has sworn, twice, to uphold.

I don't give a fuck whether he is pope or Ronalc McDonald in a historic biography of McDonalds.

 

[nowisthetime]

Good grief, I had thought this would be from the Onion. The man is deranged. Ain't nothing holy about that man. If he had touched the Bible, it would burst into eternal flames.