RobDownSouth
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Last week, der Pumpkinhead Führer held a press conference with fellow grifter Elon Musk. Musk sought to "control the narrative" in the conference, so to effectively muzzle der Pumpkinhead Führer, Musk came up with a novel plan: deploying his son as a living biohazard buffer between himself and Trump.
Musk's son, "Little X" was recovering from a nasty winter cold and had a pretty severe case of post-nasal drip. Noted germophobe Trump seethed helplessly as Little X was seen wiping his snot multiple times on the historic Resolute desk in the Oval Office. Trump was notably quiet during the press conference (very rare for him) and sat stonily with a rictus grimace on his face.
The following day, Trump decided he had "urgent business" down in Mar-a-lago and departed a day earlier than planned (he played the first weekday round of golf at his resort in this current administration). While he was gone, a biohazard team entered the Oval Office and removed the Resolute desk, replacing it with the much smaller "C&O Desk" last used by former president George H.W. Bush.
Evidently a Lysol cleaning does not suffice when you're OCD about germs. White House pool reporters noticed the desk being removed, and Trump hastily tweeted that the President ALWAYS has a choice of desks to use, and while he preferred the enormouse Resolute desk, he had had it removed temporarily for......wait for it....."light refinishing".
So Musk's biohazard gambit was an incomplete success....it achieved its short-term goal (freezing Donald Trump in fear, allowing Musk to blather uninterrupted) but seems to have failed in its secondary objective (spreading the cold virus to the aging Trump).
Note the body language of Trump as Little X deploys "payload number 3" on the Resolute Desk.
https://i.imgur.com/B8ez1Sn.png
Full story HERE
Musk's son, "Little X" was recovering from a nasty winter cold and had a pretty severe case of post-nasal drip. Noted germophobe Trump seethed helplessly as Little X was seen wiping his snot multiple times on the historic Resolute desk in the Oval Office. Trump was notably quiet during the press conference (very rare for him) and sat stonily with a rictus grimace on his face.
The following day, Trump decided he had "urgent business" down in Mar-a-lago and departed a day earlier than planned (he played the first weekday round of golf at his resort in this current administration). While he was gone, a biohazard team entered the Oval Office and removed the Resolute desk, replacing it with the much smaller "C&O Desk" last used by former president George H.W. Bush.
Evidently a Lysol cleaning does not suffice when you're OCD about germs. White House pool reporters noticed the desk being removed, and Trump hastily tweeted that the President ALWAYS has a choice of desks to use, and while he preferred the enormouse Resolute desk, he had had it removed temporarily for......wait for it....."light refinishing".
So Musk's biohazard gambit was an incomplete success....it achieved its short-term goal (freezing Donald Trump in fear, allowing Musk to blather uninterrupted) but seems to have failed in its secondary objective (spreading the cold virus to the aging Trump).
Note the body language of Trump as Little X deploys "payload number 3" on the Resolute Desk.
https://i.imgur.com/B8ez1Sn.png
Full story HERE
