Trump Gives Panama An Offer They Cannot Refuse (Spoiler: Panama Refused)

[RobDownSouth]

On Monday, co-President Trump issued one of his histrionic ultimatums to Panama: "Murican ships now ALWAYS get priority in the Panama Canal AND Murican ships NEVAR pay canal transit anymore.....OR WE'RE TAKING IT BACK! We're SERIOUS about this, DAMMIT! STOP LAUGHING!"

Today, Little Marco Rubio's State Department tweeted that Panama had completely caved in to the demands of Dear Leader. Another stunning foreign policy for Orange Hitler!

Then the lamestream media did what the lamestream media always does...they called the President of Panama for comment. El Presidente could not stop laughing. Nope nope nope he said. By the terms of the 1977 treaty, American warships DO always get to go to the "front of the line" for canal transit, but other than that, nothing changes. He emphasized ERRYBODY PAYS TRANSIT FEES. He said he and Pumpkinhead had a phone call scheduled for Friday morning and he'd be glad to clear up this misunderstanding on Trump's part.

 

[Politruk]

We laugh now . . . but I can easily imagine this idiocy escalating into a general war between the U.S. and Latin America, the way a minor flap between Austria and Serbia escalated to WWI before anybody knew what was happening.

 

[Noitall]

They will CAVE

They ALL CAVE

 

[MajorRewrite]

Little Marco Rubio supposedly has respect of people in both parties, but I can’t imagine why. So far as Secretary of State he’s just been a lunacy amplifier for “Pumpkinhead”.

 

[Boat1]

Have ANY of y'all ever transited the Panama Canal?

I have.

Every single bit of the transit is done and handled by Panamanian workers who board your vessel.

EVERY SINGLE ONE of them that I've met, stated that they wish the US would take it back over and operate it...
They went MANY years without a pay raise, in addition to often, not getting paid at all during some time periods.

 

[Lathanar1]

Well, I think the proper conservative response to their situation would be "then you should get a better job."

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Have ANY of y'all ever transited the Panama Canal?

I have.

Every single bit of the transit is done and handled by Panamanian workers who board your vessel.

EVERY SINGLE ONE of them that I've met, stated that they wish the US would take it back over and operate it...
They went MANY years without a pay raise, in addition to often, not getting paid at all during some time periods.

Oh, the workers said that did they? Lmao

Sit down, trumptard.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Have ANY of y'all ever transited the Panama Canal?

I have.

Every single bit of the transit is done and handled by Panamanian workers who board your vessel.

EVERY SINGLE ONE of them that I've met, stated that they wish the US would take it back over and operate it...
They went MANY years without a pay raise, in addition to often, not getting paid at all during some time periods.

I'm sure you had in-depth conversations with many workers who told the same tale and there were no language barriers.

 

[ll74]

Have ANY of y'all ever transited the Panama Canal?

I have.

Every single bit of the transit is done and handled by Panamanian workers who board your vessel.

EVERY SINGLE ONE of them that I've met, stated that they wish the US would take it back over and operate it...
They went MANY years without a pay raise, in addition to often, not getting paid at all during some time periods.

I was there when you were there. I watched you stand on the side of the boat smoking and drinking.

Then you threw.your spent cigarettes at the workers.

Or maybe that wasn't you....nobody fucking cares

 

[Rightguide]

On Monday, co-President Trump issued one of his histrionic ultimatums to Panama: "Murican ships now ALWAYS get priority in the Panama Canal AND Murican ships NEVAR pay canal transit anymore.....OR WE'RE TAKING IT BACK! We're SERIOUS about this, DAMMIT! STOP LAUGHING!"

Today, Little Marco Rubio's State Department tweeted that Panama had completely caved in to the demands of Dear Leader. Another stunning foreign policy for Orange Hitler!

Then the lamestream media did what the lamestream media always does...they called the President of Panama for comment. El Presidente could not stop laughing. Nope nope nope he said. By the terms of the 1977 treaty, American warships DO always get to go to the "front of the line" for canal transit, but other than that, nothing changes. He emphasized ERRYBODY PAYS TRANSIT FEES. He said he and Pumpkinhead had a phone call scheduled for Friday morning and he'd be glad to clear up this misunderstanding on Trump's part.

The Panamanian Tin Horn will do as he's told.

 

[Boat1]

I was there when you were there. I watched you stand on the side of the boat smoking and drinking.

Then you threw.your spent cigarettes at the workers.

Or maybe that wasn't you....nobody fucking cares

Obviously you care enough to talk shit about it...
SOP for you.
Shock factor zero to me.

 

[Boat1]

Well, I think the proper conservative response to their situation would be "then you should get a better job."

They all had side hustles going... and it's still one of the better jobs around for them.

 

[Boat1]

I'm sure you had in-depth conversations with many workers who told the same tale and there were no language barriers.

Lol... you and pp, above, don't get out much do ya.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Lol... you and pp, above, don't get out much do ya.

Remember Boat1, you’re dealing with keyboard warriors who’ve never been out of their basement other than to run to Starbucks or WholeFoods. They couldn’t give you directions to the closest airport…guaranteed.

 

[ll74]

Remember Boat1, you’re dealing with keyboard warriors who’ve never been out of their basement other than to run to Starbucks or WholeFoods. They couldn’t give you directions to the closest airport…guaranteed.

Down i-71 to 275. Can't miss it.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Lol... you and pp, above, don't get out much do ya.

I'm able to spot liars rather easily. You're not special.

Remember Boat1, you’re dealing with keyboard warriors who’ve never been out of their basement other than to run to Starbucks or WholeFoods. They couldn’t give you directions to the closest airport…guaranteed.

I brew my own coffee in a moka pot like god intended and you wouldn't catch me in a Whole Foods unless I was returning an Amazon package.

Airport? I can get to 4 in less than two hours and one in 35 minutes.

Other than that, your post was dead on!

 

[Boat1]

Remember Boat1, you’re dealing with keyboard warriors who’ve never been out of their basement other than to run to Starbucks or WholeFoods. They couldn’t give you directions to the closest airport…guaranteed.

...that also don't think anyone can be bilingual.
I should know better than to waste my time on PB.
Thanks for the reminder HDH!

 

[Lathanar1]

I should know better than to waste my time on PB.

It's not a total waste of time. I get exposed to a new form of insult nearly every day. Some of them are worth banking for later use.

 

[jhenry922]

On Monday, co-President Trump issued one of his histrionic ultimatums to Panama: "Murican ships now ALWAYS get priority in the Panama Canal AND Murican ships NEVAR pay canal transit anymore.....OR WE'RE TAKING IT BACK! We're SERIOUS about this, DAMMIT! STOP LAUGHING!"

Today, Little Marco Rubio's State Department tweeted that Panama had completely caved in to the demands of Dear Leader. Another stunning foreign policy for Orange Hitler!

Then the lamestream media did what the lamestream media always does...they called the President of Panama for comment. El Presidente could not stop laughing. Nope nope nope he said. By the terms of the 1977 treaty, American warships DO always get to go to the "front of the line" for canal transit, but other than that, nothing changes. He emphasized ERRYBODY PAYS TRANSIT FEES. He said he and Pumpkinhead had a phone call scheduled for Friday morning and he'd be glad to clear up this misunderstanding on Trump's part.

Sounds like some of the trump-like deals that he's had with his ex-wives. Let me rape you for 5 years and give me a couple of kids and I won't have you deported. Or murdered by pushing you down the stairs. And then buried at my golf course

 

[jhenry922]

Sounds like some of the trump-like deals that he's had with his ex-wives. Let me rape you for 5 years and give me a couple of kids and I won't have you deported. Or murdered by pushing you down the stairs. And then buried at my golf course

Poor Deluxe Auto I guess I hit a nerve. Was I describing your marriage by any chance?

 

[Rightguide]

Poor Deluxe Auto I guess I hit a nerve. Was I describing your marriage by any chance?

Even he was appalled by your idiocy.

 

[jhenry922]

Even he was appalled by your idiocy.

Trouble is Trump is writing checks that the military and its people are going to have to cash in blood. And you can go fuck yourself as well American

 

[Lazaran]

Poor Deluxe Auto I guess I hit a nerve. Was I describing your marriage by any chance?

DA was actually agreeing with you.

DA was basically saying that what you posted was true AND infuriating.

Emojis don’t always mean what you think.

I use that emoji quite often for posts I agree with, but still find infuriating. Others do as well.

Hope that ^ helps.

 

[Rightguide]

Trouble is Trump is writing checks that the military and its people are going to have to cash in blood. And you can go fuck yourself as well American

BS

 

[Politruk]

The Panamanian Tin Horn will do as he's told.

Why would he?