Trump for Christmas!

[Lance_Castro]

The gold top Trump Les Paul copy?
https://gettrumpguitars.com/cdn/shop/files/IMG-0421.jpg?v=1732668688

Which Trump Merch will you be gifting to your loved ones this Christmas?

Fight Fight Fight Cologne?

 

[Lance_Castro]

Melania’s Star of Grift?

https://melaniatrump.com/christmas-ornament

 

[Lance_Castro]

35.00


https://www.trumpstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Round-45-Stud-Earrings.jpg



How about the 45 earrings?

 

[Lance_Castro]

“DTTM Operations, has trademarked "TRUMP" for a variety of clothing items including lingerie, shower caps and white sackcloth robes for priests and pastors.”

Split crotch Trump pussy grab panties are a no-brainer.

 

[Lance_Castro]

What a coup, Trump at Notre Dame with Jill Biden!

Will she suck his cock tonite?

 

[eric_erosfan]

I still have my Trump mourning wine in the basement. Goddamn I'm thirsty.

 

[Rebel5soul]

I'm holding out for my Trump Commemorative, gold inlaid, M1928A1.

 

[Politruk]

There really ought to be a Trump butt plug. Gold-plated.

 

[dmallord]

There really ought to be a Trump butt plug. Gold-plated.

Trump is allegedly using the prototype as we write... it has some leakage problems holding up production.

 

[Tigersman]

All I want for Christmas is to see Trump in shackles, placed on airplane to Gitmo for life.

 

[Bray123]

https://www.trumpytrout.com/

 

[Bray123]

“DTTM Operations, has trademarked "TRUMP" for a variety of clothing items including lingerie, shower caps and white sackcloth robes for priests and pastors.”

Split crotch Trump pussy grab panties are a no-brainer.

Trump-brand adult diapers (gold finish) would make him an absolute fortune.

 

[Bray123]

Of course, what sums up the grift better than actual fake coins?

I note that he's altered the description, the line about them being 'legal tender' (country not specified) has been removed and the items are called 'medallions' although the site still has 'coins' in the name. Because he's too cheap to register a new domain.

https://realtrumpcoins.com/

 

[Lance_Castro]

Trump licenses a ton of merch… i dont know if anyone has made as much just by renting out their last name, do you?

 

[AceDesSpades]

I have to add that swag to my thread!

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/en-us/politics/2024/11/28/TELEMMGLPICT000403395182_17328185096270_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq-IWLY18X4-CzgyIcjLEAj0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.jpeg?imwidth=350&imdensity=2
Which Trump Ornament do you like best?

( my fave is still karen mcdougal)

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Trump-Christmas-Ornaments-2024-Dancing-Ornament-Set-3-Acrylic-2D-Tree-Decorations-Merchandise-Xmas-Gifts-Supporter_f4ed035b-b299-4ed6-9643-566d0c842f51.c95ad855443146ea60805feddc9cad25.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF
The Trump Dance ornaments at WalMart are cute…rare tariff-free Chinese made!

View attachment 2440396

 

[AceDesSpades]

I have my walkin' 'round money,
but not Trump WarBuck$!

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Trump-Christmas-Ornaments-2024-Acrylic-2D-Funny-Ornament-Ornament-Tree-Tree-Decorations-Party-Supplies_5b9f6e6c-55c2-46dc-9ab3-2982a505e20f.e1bf0ce380370be2a6e605542e5ef3d0.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF
The Minion one is also cute


https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/v2/CVP4DNE7XWBRUQV5DBFS3YHON4.jpg?auth=116069bc5f8685ebef95118a0dc96be76e297d44050909384478b3bd05457eed&width=576&height=613&quality=70&smart=true

 

[Treeview]

So…what commission is rump paying you shills for pimping his grifty junk?

No doubt you’re not paying Lit a penny for the ad space that you’re stealing from them

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2019325/rs_848x1024-190425125803-634-melania-trump-ocean-drive-cover.cl.042519.jpg?fit=around%7C848:1024&output-quality=90&crop=848:1024;center,topSo…what commission is rump paying you shills for pimping his grifty junk?

Are you offering more?
Lol

 

[Lance_Castro]

Who wouldn’t like to come down Ivanka’s chimney?

 

[Lance_Castro]

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

 

[Lance_Castro]

I just love the way Trump made that picture into an ad for his new cologne!

I wonder if he got a chance to give Jill and Ashley an ass squeeze, or more.