Trump considers leaving the United States.

[phrodeau]

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[pecksniff]

Did he say where he's going?

 

[YDB95]

I can't imagine any country he'd be willing to move to would welcome him.

 

[KeithD]

The Bermuda Triangle would be a nice choice.

 

[phrodeau]

By suggesting it publicly, he becomes a flight risk.

 

[KeithD]

Seriously, as the nooses tighten on ten and more suits plus closing in on him on his coup and the Russian collusion still there and building, he inevitably will need to flee abroad when/as he can. He's known that all along and so have we. He can't stay around to be photographed in shackles if he can avoid it.

What he should consider is that his deplorables and the board Trumpettes will deny he's in prison even if that's where he is. They might not even acknowledge he's in Bhutan or Saudi Arabia either.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Might relocate the corporate HQ depending on what crazy tax schemes get put into the reconciliation grab bag bill. Don’t think that nutty wealth tax idea (they’re calling it “unrealized capital gains ) will fly but who knows?

 

[YDB95]

Might relocate the corporate HQ depending on what crazy tax schemes get put into the reconciliation grab bag bill. Don’t think that nutty wealth tax idea (they’re calling it “unrealized capital gains ) will fly but who knows?

Since Trump is literally deeper in debt than any other American ever, the wealth tax wouldn't apply to him.

 

[pecksniff]

I can't imagine any country he'd be willing to move to would welcome him.

Russia might.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I hope Cheeto does go the ultimate pussy escape route. I would laugh even harder at the schmucks and shitstains here that support him, which is on a level that might be fatal to my pancreas.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Since Trump is literally deeper in debt than any other American ever, the wealth tax wouldn't apply to him.

Maybe not. I have no idea what Trump’s financials look like, but my understanding of the plan is that appreciation in value of assets (stocks, real estate, etc) held by people who fit certain high income and/or net worth criteria would be taxed, even if it was not sold and no gain was realized. Don’t know if debt would matter.

 

[YDB95]

Maybe not. I have no idea what Trump’s financials look like, but my understanding of the plan is that appreciation in value of assets (stocks, real estate, etc) held by people who fit certain high income and/or net worth criteria would be taxed, even if it was not sold and no gain was realized. Don’t know if debt would matter.

First of all, Trump's net worth probably doesn't meet the threshold for that tax (it may well be negative). Secondly, I don't believe Trump would flee the country over that. He would do the same thing he has always done with any law he didn't like: he'd ignore it.

 

[KeithD]

Maybe not. I have no idea what Trump’s financials look like, but my understanding of the plan is that appreciation in value of assets (stocks, real estate, etc) held by people who fit certain high income and/or net worth criteria would be taxed, even if it was not sold and no gain was realized. Don’t know if debt would matter.

Trump doesn't hold any of that stuff in his own right. It's all being used as collateral, mostly overvalued to the debt, against something else being used as collateral. It's a house of cards. That's why he's tried so hard to keep his financials under wraps. Are you too dumb to see the obvious? And even his branding is going down the toilet.

Are you about as bad at business sense as Trump is?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

I hope Cheeto does go the ultimate pussy escape route. I would laugh even harder at the schmucks and shitstains here that support him, which is on a level that might be fatal to my pancreas.

Would he sell Mar a Lago? Or take it with him? And whatever happened to all those theories about looming criminal prosecution? Southern District, Cyrus Vance, Lettia James, Merrick Garland, etc.?

 

[KeithD]

And whatever happened to all those theories about looming criminal prosecution? Southern District, Cyrus Vance, Lettia James, Merrick Garland, etc.?

They're still there and building. How dumb are you going to show?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

They're still there and building. How dumb are you going to show?

Lol. Ok. Let us know the charges.

 

[colddiesel]

On behalf of Australia I hereby gift Heard Island to Mr Trump; more remote from any human settlement outside of Antarctica, pretty, with active Volcanoes and nice Glaciers. Bit cold and wet, but you can't have it all.

Plenty of company - huge obese creatures the stinkiest on the planet which galumph about the beaches flopping onto any female they come across - so familiar company.

 

[phrodeau]

On behalf of Australia I hereby gift Heard Island to Mr Trump; more remote from any human settlement outside of Antarctica, pretty, with active Volcanoes and nice Glaciers. Bit cold and wet, but you can't have it all.

Plenty of company - huge obese creatures the stinkiest on the planet which galumph about the beaches flopping onto any female they come across - so familiar company.

Bonus point for the golf course that’s all sand traps.

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

Yes, Russia. Is this true? Oh, happy, peaceful day!

Russia might.

 

[YourgirlfriendLaura]

Confused. You mean a clone island for Annoying Orange?

On behalf of Australia I hereby gift Heard Island to Mr Trump; more remote from any human settlement outside of Antarctica, pretty, with active Volcanoes and nice Glaciers. Bit cold and wet, but you can't have it all.

Plenty of company - huge obese creatures the stinkiest on the planet which galumph about the beaches flopping onto any female they come across - so familiar company.

 

[Earthlyone]

Seriously, as the nooses tighten on ten and more suits plus closing in on him on his coup and the Russian collusion still there and building, he inevitably will need to flee abroad when/as he can. He's known that all along and so have we. He can't stay around to be photographed in shackles if he can avoid it.

What he should consider is that his deplorables and the board Trumpettes will deny he's in prison even if that's where he is. They might not even acknowledge he's in Bhutan or Saudi Arabia either.

You live in a world of your own don't you?!

 

[CornusKousa]

You live in a world of your own don't you?!

Absolute total derangement caused by Trump.

 

[oggbashan]

The UK wouldn't want him and he wouldn't come here because we have an unequal extradition treaty with the US.

US criminals get shopped back to the US much quicker than British criminals the other way. Perhaps that's because the US has far more prosecutors?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

It's hilarious that he's still crying about his humiliating loss to joe biden. He is a man child.

 

[CornusKousa]

The UK wouldn't want him and he wouldn't come here because we have an unequal extradition treaty with the US.

US criminals get shopped back to the US much quicker than British criminals the other way. Perhaps that's because the US has far more prosecutors?

It's hilarious that he's still crying about his humiliating loss to joe biden. He is a man child.

The greatest troll of all time still has you guys by the lower jaw.

Out-fucking-standing