Trump and his house
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Brains_N_Boobs
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That reminds me... I really got to poop.
(aahhhh... that's better....)
(what a relief!!)
Excuse me, I gotta wipe. Thankfully we have enough toilet paper. I just stocked up on it. Thank God we don't have those stupid low flush toilets here like in California. Those things, it takes like five flushes to flush a whole load down and you end up wasting more water than you save. Got to love those conservatives and their stupid ideas.
Anyway, man I feel so much better. I feel like a boa constricter just crawled out of my ass. Nothing like a deep cleansing intestinal purge.
Isn't it funny how this post is way more meaningful and intelligent than the one at the top of the thread. Although Brans N Boobs clever meme above mine is probably better than this one. I guess Brains N Boobs wins the "post of the day" here.
(aahhhh... that's better....)
(what a relief!!)
Excuse me, I gotta wipe. Thankfully we have enough toilet paper. I just stocked up on it. Thank God we don't have those stupid low flush toilets here like in California. Those things, it takes like five flushes to flush a whole load down and you end up wasting more water than you save. Got to love those conservatives and their stupid ideas.
Anyway, man I feel so much better. I feel like a boa constricter just crawled out of my ass. Nothing like a deep cleansing intestinal purge.
Isn't it funny how this post is way more meaningful and intelligent than the one at the top of the thread. Although Brans N Boobs clever meme above mine is probably better than this one. I guess Brains N Boobs wins the "post of the day" here.
The cocaine found at Biden's house was likely left behind by the previous occupant.
The male prostitute found at Pelosi's house was arrested for trying to murder Pelosi's husband.
An illegal server was used by Melania Trump. It was flooded by the pool maintenance guy on the orders of Trump in an attempt to destroy the data.
Stolen Classified documents were found at Trump's house.
So the FBI raided Biden's house.
The male prostitute found at Pelosi's house was arrested for trying to murder Pelosi's husband.
An illegal server was used by Melania Trump. It was flooded by the pool maintenance guy on the orders of Trump in an attempt to destroy the data.
Stolen Classified documents were found at Trump's house.
So the FBI raided Biden's house.
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