True Confessions!... my deepest darkest secrets.

well, my word.

congratulations, Mz. LL. isn't this quite an amazing turn of events.

I hope the two of you find in each other your other half.
 
Wait a minute!

I thought that it was my baby!

I mean...we get together...the local 7-Eleven didn't have any condoms and we said ..."What the fuck...let's do it". We fuck...one...two...three...four times...but you know, we play the odds. Then this happens!

Now you want to marry me...

my boyfriend will not be happy!
 
BASTARD!

You insult my honor sir..... pre-pare to die....

FOR EVERYONE ELSE CIGARS ALL 'ROUND!!!! MY GENE POOL LIVES AND I"M CELEBRATIN'!!!
 
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