Trouble Communicating

[sirhugs]

Wife thinks she can use the new Danish au pair, just arrived in North America to work on her English, to seduce hubby and relieve wife of at least some of the burden of hubby' sexual appetite*.

Because of the language barrier, the au pair think that wifey is seducing her for wifey, and they begin a lesbian affair...

not sure what happens to hubby's appetites.

*sorry about the cliche. In my mind, wifey also loves sex, but is just so damn tired with kid # 3 newly arrived (and #4 on the way for pregnant fetish fans?)

 

[DanDraper]

Wife thinks she can use the new Danish au pair, just arrived in North America to work on her English, to seduce hubby and relieve wife of at least some of the burden of hubby' sexual appetite*.

Because of the language barrier, the au pair think that wifey is seducing her for wifey, and they begin a lesbian affair...

not sure what happens to hubby's appetites.

*sorry about the cliche. In my mind, wifey also loves sex, but is just so damn tired with kid # 3 newly arrived (and #4 on the way for pregnant fetish fans?)

If she's too tired from raising three kids, I can't see why she wants to start an affair with the au pair if she doesn't have time for her husbands needs, hence why shy wanted the au pair to seduce her husband.

It's a good concept, but maybe forget the lesbian affair and just get her to fuck the husband to give her more time for herself. Or maybe get her in on the action later on when she starts to get jealous that her husband is fucking the au pair too much.



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[Carnevil9]

Wife hires the au pair with that exact plan in mind, but she only deals through an agency, and when the au pair shows up, it is a dude! (Who knew that Michelle was a man's name in Danish?) Either the au pair is gay and agrees to try to seduce the husband, or he is not gay and sets his sights on the wife.

 

[sirhugs]

Wife hires the au pair with that exact plan in mind, but she only deals through an agency, and when the au pair shows up, it is a dude! (Who knew that Michelle was a man's name in Danish?) Either the au pair is gay and agrees to try to seduce the husband, or he is not gay and sets his sights on the wife.

or he is bi & gets the middle of the bed

 

[BoundaryWaters]

Perhaps set in Hungary, the wife (I am picturing Ava Gabor in her prime) had inadvertently purchased one of Mr Alexander Yalt's 'Dirty Hungarian Phrasebooks:'

Clerk (Terry Jones): No, no, no, no. Tobacco... um... cigarettes (holds up a pack).

Hungarian (John Cleese): Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh... (reading from phrasebook) My hovercraft is full of eels.

Clerk: What?

Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)... is full of eels (pretends to strike a match).

Clerk: Ahh, matches!

Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

Clerk: Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.

Hungarian: You great poof.

Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.

Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.

Clerk: Uh, may I, uh... (takes phrase book, flips through it)... Costs six and six... ah, here we are. 'Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka' (Hungarian punches the clerk.)

(Meanwhile, a policeman (Graham Chapman) on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's.)

Cop: What's going on here then?

Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.

Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?

Clerk: He hit me!

Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk)

Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm)

Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!

(Monty Python, 1970)