Troll-bot out of control!

[Oliver Clozoff]

If anyone wants a little peek into the nature of compulsive behavior, take a look at the Kidrock thread.

That's medication-worthy.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Do you guys know what a bot is?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

No, but I know a phag when I see one.

 

[Debbie]

eeewwwww



Definitions of bot:


noun: botfly larva; typically develops inside the body of a horse or sheep or human

 

[Problem Child]

No, but I know a phag when I see one.

I may be a phag!, but you are definitely a phagocyte.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Now you've gone too far

Calling a man a butt-pirating cookie queen is one thing, but calling someone a carnivorous cell is beyond the pale.

You know, this means war.

 

[Debbie]

Why I do declare gentlemen will this be a duel of honour to the death? Pray tell with swords or with pistols at fifty paces?
Can I be someone's second?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Can I be someone's second?

You could've been my first if you'd just been around eight or so years ago, but I'm afraid my second's come and gone as well.

But how about sloppy seconds? Would that be possible?

 

[Calamity Jane]

eeewwwww



Definitions of bot:


noun: botfly larva; typically develops inside the body of a horse or sheep or human

yup, and if not eliminated, they tend to burrow out of the horse... through the gut, up under the skin (where you can see 'em movin around) and then out to finish their larval stage in the ground...

but hey... i have ivermectin... guaranteed to kill 'em... someone wanna hold the 'bot' down?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Now you've gone too far

Calling a man a butt-pirating cookie queen is one thing, but calling someone a carnivorous cell is beyond the pale.

You know, this means war.

Bring it on......phag!.

 

[Problem Child]

Back to my original question...I'm not entirely sure, but I think a bot is a program that runs automatically and does all those posts. I think once it's activated, it just posts automatically at timed intervals from a programmed database, so that friggin' thing could go non-stop for as long as the botmaster wants it to, or until Manu figures out a way to kill it.

Can anyone confirm this, or am I all full of poo-poo for the first time in my life?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Back to my original question...I'm not entirely sure, but I think a bot is a program that runs automatically and does all those posts. I think once it's activated, it just posts automatically at timed intervals from a programmed database, so that friggin' thing could go non-stop for as long as the botmaster wants it to, or until Manu figures out a way to kill it.

Can anyone confirm this, or am I all full of poo-poo for the first time in my life?

I think you are correct regarding the bot. However, about the poo-poo I'm not to sure

 

[Calamity Jane]

Can anyone confirm this, or am I all full of poo-poo for the first time in my life?

The very first time?

If you could make your real doll full of poo poo, nasty would buy it

 

[Problem Child]

Well, if I'm right about the bot, them my poo-poo record is still spotless.

It's good ta be da King.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

ahhhhhhh... of course!

that would explain the single-minded pursuit to post every single bible verse with "love" and "kindness" in it.

I apologize, Trollbot for diagnosing you with psychopathology. You're simply performing the task for which you are programmed and you lack the free will to do otherwise.

Perhaps we can say the same of man. *striking a pseudo-philosophic pose*

 

[Problem Child]

I think a nice zip-lock bag of warm mushy poo-poo would be good enough for Mr. Nasty. Gallon freezer size, of course.

 

[Problem Child]

Troll-bot is like a loaded handgun: dangerous in the wrong hands, but very much appreciated when it's finally needed.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think a nice zip-lock bag of warm mushy poo-poo would be good enough for Mr. Nasty. Gallon freezer size, of course.

thassa lotta poo poo

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Agreed...

Trollbot should always be used for good - never for evil.

In a place like lit where winning an argument doesn't require outthinking your opponent, but simply outposting him, Trollbot is the ultimate flame weapon.

The emergence of trollbot is an opening of Pandora's box like the invention of nuclear weapons. May God have mercy on our souls.

 

[Problem Child]

Not for Nasty, honeychile'.

 

[Problem Child]

"Mr. President, we cannot allow a Troll-bot gap!"

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

the danger is even greater than I had feared

Apparently we've already fallen behind in the trollbot race. My top secret intelligence sources tell me that the poster we know as "yayati" is actually none other than a bot designed by Al Queda undergroud AI cave-geeks.

We've got to win the troll-bot race!

 

[Debbie]

quote by Oliver Clozoff "But how about sloppy seconds? Would that be possible?"


Um gee thanks but that kinda sounds unappealing? How about resurrecting your virginal status and we go from there?

 

[Cheyenne]

If anyone wants a little peek into the nature of compulsive behavior, take a look at the Kidrock thread.

That's medication-worthy.

Nah, I'd rather keep him on "ignore." He says nothing that I want to read.