Troll Attack

[BlackSnake]

I'm building a short story site, a linked below my signature line, and a troll has gone on my site and posted a message instead of a short story.

Grow up!

 

[minsue]

I'm building a short story site, a linked below my signature line, and a troll has gone on my site and posted a message instead of a short story.

Grow up!

Really, how far do you think you're going to get asking the denizens of the internet to grow up?

It's a nice thought though.

 

[Xelebes]

Now, is it a question of how mature this person is or a question of how bored this person is?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My stories have been getting trolled on a daily basis recently. If they go any lower they will disappear altogether.

There goes my fricken Pulitzer.

 

[cantdog]

LOL
Pulitzer

I imagine the Pulitzer committee, whacking off furiously and scanning Lit. for the next Faulkner while cumming on the keyboard in helpless ecstasy at ABSTRUSE's devilishly hot works of art...

 

[SummerMorning]

It's like sweat - you whack off to stay cool in the hot summer days... as the cum evaporates off your body it transfers thermal energy to the environment, thus cooling you off...

 

[Guest]

Grow up!

Don't wanna! Na-na-na-na-na.

Lou

P.S. No, it wasn't me.

 

[Pure]

keep in mind that the damage of a troll is like the damage of those hoax emails, e.g., poisoned perfume. the gullible responses, and of people congratulating each other on their responses, constitute the damage.

 

[BlackSnake]

I'm setting up the short story site for authors to showcase their works in many categories, not just adult literature. Free and all, so there's no hassels for the authors who are not computer wiz-kids.

My goodness, it's post the work you want without censorship. Why do some people like doing stupid crap? (I wonder if someone would try to answer that)

I think that trolls are people who are feeling unloved, so when you happen upon a troll give him/her this:

 

[Guest]

I think that trolls are people who are feeling unloved, so when you happen upon a troll give him/her this:

I usually go the whole hog and give them this:

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/7.jpg

Lou

 

[NoJo]

My mum has a collection of trolls on her mantlepiece.

 

[Guest]

My mum has a collection of trolls on her mantlepiece.

Greta Garbo collected troll dolls. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Greta Garbo collected troll dolls. P.

I love Garbo, now, even more. thanks P.

 

[Guest]

Abby, a friend used to discover them in the oddest places, e.g., standing under a sofa. She probably enjoyed people 'discovering' them quite unexptectedly. That friend dropped something and went to check under the sofa. Imagine the image. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abby, a friend used to discover them in the oddest places, e.g., standing under a sofa. She probably enjoyed people 'discovering' them quite unexptectedly. That friend dropped something and went to check under the sofa. Imagine the image. P.

I love it, she was quirky and awesome...as well as gorgeous.

 

[BlackSnake]

Well, I built a live chat, so if the troll likes it can entertain itself.

 

[bg23]

Well, I built a live chat, so if the troll likes it can entertain itself.

Hee haw!

Did that laugh sound suspiciously trollish? I do hope not...It wasn't me! I swear!

 

[BlackSnake]

Hee haw!

Did that laugh sound suspiciously trollish? I do hope not...It wasn't me! I swear!

LOL!!

 

[BlackSnake]

Well, I'm opening the flood gates to see what happens. The site is now open.

 

[Honey123]

Yes...and I will look at it, I promise...A troll hit me as well on my Lit Olympic story!! Bummed me out!

 

[BlackSnake]

Yes...and I will look at it, I promise...A troll hit me as well on my Lit Olympic story!! Bummed me out!

It took me a second or two to calm down....blow it a kiss next time.