Trojans

i demand that the phrase "beware of Greeks bearing gifts" should be changed to "beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads"
 
Well they did have that whole horse thing which I thought was pretty ingenius.

and about the other ones....I hate condoms. But if I have to use them it is either Trojans Ultra Thin or Lifestyles Ultrathin(which leave less of a taste Ive been told)
 
Fly_On_Wall said:


shared sensation spermiside lubrication

I like Kimonos better. They can be a little pricy and hard to find though. The only place I've tracked them down was in a sex shop. They're well lubricated and have a texture to them that feels damn good :devil:
 
wow who could have thought a joke would get sooooooooo old in 30 seconds.


you all know what I ment so stop it.
 
Nonoxydyl 9

It Has Been Discovered, Could Be Responsible For Damaging The Body's Ability To Fight Infection By Causing Irritation.

Condoms Are Wonderful, Trojan Or Not, With The Right Lube!
 
Re: Nonoxydyl 9

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
It Has Been Discovered, Could Be Responsible For Damaging The Body's Ability To Fight Infection By Causing Irritation.

Condoms Are Wonderful, Trojan Or Not, With The Right Lube!

thank you... that is the answer I needed....
 
they are bad because they dont have diffrent colors, but good because i cant get handfulls for free at the piercing place.
 
taste bad..

icky...nuff said...but hon i would be worried about the "protection" facter not the "taste/pleasure/appearnce"

If she and you are so damn hot for each other...then it shouldn't be a problem if the shlong looks like a section of cajuin boudian (ie sausage in a "tube")
 
Ive had a problem with Trojans

Well, not all of them, but a certain kind i have,

Trojans, Her pleasure. Bf used 3 of them on me 3 different times and each time i felt as if i had grown shut! It was all he could do to get in me!
It hurt like HELL! It wasnt from the lack of being wet because i was very wet. We bought a different kind of trojan condoms and i had no problem.

Anyone else had a reaction from a condom like that?
 
They have a solid football porgoram.. and baseball has always been a strong suit.. They don't do as well in Basketball do they?

(Yeah yeah I know.. USC was not what you meant... :p )
 
Liontamr_77 said:
They have a solid football porgoram.. and baseball has always been a strong suit.. They don't do as well in Basketball do they?

(Yeah yeah I know.. USC was not what you meant... :p )
hehe I went to USC for two years. Guess what brand they sell in the bookstore :D
 
I find Trojans to feel thick and, well, rubbery. I dislike the way they feel, the way they smell, and the sickly white opacity they have.

I prefer Durex. They are thin, transparent, and not at all stinky.

I also like Pleasure Plus and Inspiral condoms. These both have a tight fitting sleeve but a baggier tip so there is increased friction on the important parts of the penis. They are reported to increase sensation for the condom wearer, but since I have no cock, I can't verify that statement.

Plus, lube makes any condom better.

--Freya

edited for grievous redundancy
 
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