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Hehee...a screwdriver! I have a funny! I have been sanding some cabinet doors and that little sander vibrates like you wouldn't believe...well...*giggles* I was holding the door between my legs while sanding the edge...HOLY SHIT!!!!!! wooooooohooooo...quickest orgasm to date! LMAO Hubby just looked at me funny! :D
 
*bratcat* said:
LMAO...

This will fit in perfect right here...

Two nuns one young the other older were cycling through the back streets of Rome late afternoon on their way home to the convent.

They paused for a rest whereupon the younger nun leant over to the elder and whispered "I have never come this way before
"It's the cobblestones" replied the elder nun


A little later they were having a bath together and the younger Nun asked 'Where's the soap?'

The older one replied 'Yes it does, doesn't it!'




*wears the soap - as in erodes* explanation for the dumbasses on here!
 
and later...

they went for a walk and saw a naked man. the old nun had a stroke, but the younger one couldn't reach...

















edited for spelling
 
Me, smurf dick, and puppet dick (Also known as the purple monster).

:)
 
*laughs* Hell yeah, Berry.

Or...

Me, Berry, and the unbelievably hot guy from Nelson, New Zealand who turns on his web cam whenever we see him, just so we can get an eyeful of a monster dick, that me and Berry would both love to get our hands on...

Right, Berry? ;)
 
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