Trimming the shrubbery

[SmokinDeist]

I was wondering how some of you trim your junk. I like to trim mine down to where there's some really short hairs left--just short from being as smooth as a baby's butt. My problem is that with the Norelco trimmer I'm using, I'm prone to nicking my sack or shaft which is uncomfortable and--due to all the vessels in the area--bleeds like stuck pig.

I was wondering if there was a much safer way for me to do this. I also have the added difficulty of having Parkinson's so my hands are not all that steady.

I feel a bit cleaner being trimmed way down and my wife likes not having to pick hair out of her teeth.

 

[NightL]

ask your wife to do it

 

[mark_j]

These work well.. No bite..

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[RockHardKP]

Use a mustache trimmer attachment. You can set whatever length you like and maintain a safe distance from anything important.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I was wondering how some of you trim your junk..... I'm prone to nicking my sack or shaft which is uncomfortable and--due to all the vessels in the area--bleeds like stuck pig.

I was wondering if there was a much safer way for me to do this. I also have the added difficulty of having Parkinson's so my hands are not all that steady.

I feel a bit cleaner being trimmed way down and my wife likes not having to pick hair out of her teeth.

I've kept things clean and smooth down there for decades. I've tried a bunch of different devices and techniques, from plain old multi-blade razors, to electric razors, to "wet" electric razors, to depilatory cremes like Nair or Nad's for men. Ultimately, I've always gone back to multi-blade razors.

I currently use "Gillette Body" razors, described as,

"The first body razor built for male terrain, designed to go where face razors can't. Experience comfort even in the toughest hard-to-reach areas every time you shave."

Before that I used the same "Gillette Venus" razors as my wife. Both have extra guards and features to help prevent nicks and cuts on those sensitive parts.

That said, I still don't know how that would work with the Parkinson's and as others suggested, if she's game, you might want to have your wife shave you. Though it's not a regular occurrence, my wife and I have shaved each other and it's a pretty intimate and erotic experience that can lead to spontaneous fun.

Because of skin sensitivities and allergic reactions, depilatory cremes aren't for everyone but I have never had an issue with them and you will never get any smoother (except maybe with a professional waxing). The drawback is it's all or nothing.

No matter what method I use, I apply some sort of balm or lotion afterward and I've settled on "Dove Men+Care Post Shave Balm, Sensitive +".

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZnAXuhvpL._SY679_.jpg

 

[BuckyDuckman]

You need to use a guard on your clippers. Find a pair of clippers that accepts different sized guards for that perfectly groomed area. The guards will make sure you don't nick your jewels!

 

[RedSilk69]

I do not have Parkinsons, but I have brain damage that results in some shaking of my right side. It's generally not noticeable (and here 25 yrs later I'm typing with both hands) but it's enough that I get nervous too around razors. I use a electric trimmer designed for personal areas; I think it's this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Biki...187217&sr=1-12&keywords=personal+hair+trimmer

...but I paid about $20 more getting it at Target. I have not nicked or hurt myself in the 2+- months I've had it.

I second the suggestion about having your wife do it; she might find she really enjoys it. I've found success there in the past