Triggers on these boards...

[jinnysub]

This might better go on the suggested story thread line, but ...

My mind is doing strange things this evening, and as I visit boards or write, I notice small triggers embedded in the very structure of this bulletin board.

"Submit" is there whenever you want to send a message upload a post...

Just the word "Post" can take me places...

"Control Panel" -- lingerie? BDSM? combo of the two?

"Disable smilies"

That little frog smiley with the wonderful tongue...

"Enhanced mode"

"Use these controls to insert vBcode"...

"Maximum size...xxxx bytes"...how much is that in inches? is that length or girth?

 

[jinnysub]

Of course, one telling symptom of schizophrenia is a compulsion to make frequent, absurb word associations.

I've always like the Association--especially their song "Windy."

Which brings that pussy fart thread to mind.

Threads from a pussy? Is this an ad for Tampax?

If the plural of codex is codices, and the plural of index is indices, why isn't the plural of Kotex, Kotices?

 

[cymbidia]

Testing...

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[cymbidia]

Well, i gotta admit it...

SUBMIT gives me a little tingle with every reply i post.

 

[jinnysub]

You are evidently double posting for just that reason!

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

Troll... Who, me?