Trick or Treat: Halloween 2005

[pleasteasme]

It's October and Fall is in the air. Halloween displays have been in stores for about a month and here is a thread for you to share anything Halloween related:

~Costumes
~Stories
~Pictures
~anything your heart desires!

Happy Halloween!!

 

[pleasteasme]

For the non-traditionalists

A costume alternative:

http://www.thatsfunny.org/Jokes/Holidays/HALLOWEENIE.JPG

 

[Arden]

http://humorix.nu/bilder/HalloweenPic.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

Good one Arden!!!!!


Star Wars meets B&D:

http://onthepatio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/darthpatio_1.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

Dualling personalities

http://www.chelseasofnewyork.com/i/Roma1147.jpg


http://www.acewigs.com/shop/image_uploads/Devil_M.jpg

 

[Arden]

This is too cute...

Cat Costumes
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ahollowa/Aminals/halloween/catderbyhat09.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

THAT had to take some time.....I don't think I will be able to look at a cat's rear the same way!

 

[Arden]

Another cat costume

http://www.baubaunews.it/halloween/pic03902.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

Holy Carp!!!

How on earth do you suppose they get those cats to stay still long enough to accomplish that?

*envisioning myself chasing my cats around the yard, with spray paint in hand*

 

[pleasteasme]

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo

Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !

 

[pleasteasme]

Where Candy Corn Comes From....

http://www.idlefolly.com/halloween/jokes/CANDYCORNwitch.GIF

 

[pleasteasme]

Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.

Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

 

[pleasteasme]

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender walks up to the first one and says, "What can I get you?"

The vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

Then bartender then asks the second vampire, and he too replies that he would like a pint of blood.

The bartender then asks the third vampire for his drink order.

The vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender thinks for a minute and says, "Let me see if I've got this right. That's two bloods and a blood light?"

 

[omahaman2]

Great Pumpkin Weighs Over 700+ Pounds

OMAHA, Neb. -- It is more than a month until Halloween, but the Great Pumpkin has
already visited Omaha.


Blase Biga has a pumpkin in his back yard that weighs an estimated 770 pounds. Biga is a pumpkin grower, and a member of the Heartland Giant Pumpkin Growers Association.

Biga won't know the exact size of his super squash until an excavating company harvests it Thursday morning. It'll be delivered to the Henry Doorly Zoo as an early Halloween treat for the elephants.

 

[pleasteasme]

A 700# pumpkin!!! Whoa!

Could be one heck of a jack-o-latern ~ imagine all those pumpkin guts though

http://www.plantideas.org/PNWGPG/6.jpg

 

[Arden]

http://cache.halloweenmart.com/images/ip010658.jpg http://cache.halloweenmart.com/images/ip012904.jpg

Sweet couple lol

 

[Arden]

A 700# pumpkin!!! Whoa!

Could be one heck of a jack-o-latern ~ imagine all those pumpkin guts though

Oooh, think of all the pies you could make with that puppy

 

[pleasteasme]

Hehehehehehehe!!!

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/HalloweenFlashers.jpeg

 

[shannon_est]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/shyshannon/halloween.jpg​

 

[shannon_est]

http://www.jokeawhenever.com/archive/media/pictures/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

http://www.4to40.com/images/jokes/mc_pherson_halloween_joke2.gif

 

[keiffers]

http://www.idlefolly.com/halloween/jokes/CANDYCORNwitch.GIF

there went my liking for candy corn......now i'll never be able to look at it the same way, then again the dentist might like it that way LOL

 

[pleasteasme]

http://www.4to40.com/images/jokes/mc_pherson_halloween_joke.gif

 

[shannon_est]

http://www.kaaben.dk/bodypaint/042%20trick%20or%20treat%20bodypaint.jpg

http://www.kaaben.dk/bodypaint/041%20trick%20or%20treat%20bodypaint.jpg

 

[pleasteasme]

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/toon3.jpg