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http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=81700

The above is a decent firsttime/romance/erotic coupling story.

The challenge is to make yourself imagine Patrick Stewart (of Jon Look Fuckhard fame) narrating the story. Try it. It's fun hearing (in your head) the fine Shakespearian actor dialoguing the part of teenage girl and geeky boy.

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Captain Kark doesn't work. Nor Data.
 
What about Capt. Sisko? He too is a Shakespearean actor and is possessed of the most magnificent resonant basso-baritone voice. I've harbored a seething hatred for Patrick Stewart ( to whom I privatedly refer as the poor man's Ben Kingsley) since having seen him in David Lynch's horrible adaptation of "Dune." Captain Picard's predilection for being repeatedly mentally sodomized along with the infamy of his dishonor at Wolf 359, whilst under the influence of just such a mind-fuck, has furthered my disinclination toward that little popinjay.

Now if humor is what you're after, nothing is funnier that imagining George Takei saying just about anything.
 
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You twatski, Ceev, that was more than decent. I was hooked within a couple paras, laughed aloud and grew quite attached to the narrator.

Thanks, P.
 
Q., you're funnier than CV. I like PS well enough, but I do prefer basso voices. P.
 
Insta-humour: Imagining John Cleese narrating anything. I got bored with the Stewart imagining and switched to Cleese. Got at least 40% funnier.
 
I stand corrected. Having read the story, it is easier to imagine it coming from Patrick Stewart's lips.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Insta-humour: Imagining John Cleese narrating anything. I got bored with the Stewart imagining and switched to Cleese. Got at least 40% funnier.

John Cleese, now that is an excellent choice. He is a master of drollness in the face of absurdity.
 
Clare Quilty said:
Now if humor is what you're after, nothing is funnier that imagining George Takei saying just about anything.


I dunno...Walter Koenig in character as Chekov is prolly funnier than that. <g>
 
Rem, I have a tape of 'Antony & Cleopatra' made in the USA with some of the worst Shakespearean or any other acting you might imagine. Koenig plays one of the generals (can't recall which now) and is laughable; you can tell he was really trying to be serious. A&S were good though, the only Brits, playing the leads were Tim Dalton and Lynn Redgrave. P.
 
perdita said:
Rem, I have a tape of 'Antony & Cleopatra' made in the USA with some of the worst Shakespearean or any other acting you might imagine. Koenig plays one of the generals (can't recall which now) and is laughable; you can tell he was really trying to be serious. A&S were good though, the only Brits, playing the leads were Tim Dalton and Lynn Redgrave. P.


Oh, that is funny. I think I may have come across that, but don't think I watched much of it. I'd like to find a copy of "The Taming of the Shrew" I saw in a movie catalog when I ran the film and recreation part of my college's Program Board. Robin Williams was in it as Petrucchio's servant....
 
Okay, Patrick Stewart was rather amusing (I refuse to hate the guy, he comes from my hometown). John Cleese was funny, but Walter Keonig as Bester was... well. I had to pick myself up off the floor, but thats just me being me
 
Remec said:
I dunno...Walter Koenig in character as Chekov is prolly funnier than that. <g>

Have you heard George Takei in recent years? He is the most affected man alive. He is so affected in his manner that the great Paul Lynn, were he yet shuffling along this mortal coil, would likely consider him a overly theatrical drama queen.
 
Clare Quilty said:
Have you heard George Takei in recent years? He is the most affected man alive. He is so affected in his manner that the great Paul Lynn, were he yet shuffling along this mortal coil, would likely consider him a overly theatrical drama queen.
Yes, I can believe that. Very good supposition, Q.

In the same A&C the 'actor' Anthony Geary (of Gen. Hosp. fame) played Octavius. Like many American actors he spoke his lines very loudly when he wanted to be serious. It killed me to hear him speak the lines when he's told Antony is dead.

Also, an old John Carradine with grotesquely arthritic hands played the Soothsayer as if he were on morphine.

Just looked it up, Koenig played Pompey! Eek! The IMDB gives him too much praise.

Perdita
 
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