Treat me nice I'm a newbie..*S*

[Dragin]

We hello to all who are reading this.This is the first time I have been here and so far from what I see it looks to be pretty cool.
Am I able to post pics on here??If so how??
I am a very talkative person,so just start me a topic and lets get at er...*S*

 

[Guest]

Dragin, the first thing you need to know is that you need protection to survive on this board. I sell protection, cuz if you read all my threads in the past few days, you will see I kick ass and take names. Do you like anal?

 

[Dragin]

Do I like anal???*S*
Giving it yes,recieveing..Well no not at all..*S*
Protection from what??
I am a pretty big boy I can handle myself for the most part..Hey why under my name am I a virgin???Is this some kind of handy cap to the newbies???*LOL*

 

[Guest]

I'll take care of that "Virgin" tag real quick. Bend over.

Not to worry, it won't last long. They call me the one-minute-man.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey Dragin. You can send pics (erotic or pets, but not together) to submit@Literotica.com. How you post a pic in the BB is beyond me -- as far as I can see you can only post a pic on the BB if the pic is already on line somewhere, but I could be wrong. Anyway, check the legend at the top of the page and click there for rule son how to post those damn smilies and things like that.

Welcome.

 

[Dragin]

Well Thanx Dixon Carter lee.
Nice to see someone is normal..*S*
What ledgend at the top of the screen???


[Edited by Dragin on 07-27-2000 at 09:42 AM]

 

[Bliss]

Listen to Ishtar, he knows whereof he speaketh, as he is only 95 posts away from being a Literotican Supah Genius!

 

[Guest]

Dragin, who the fuck is Norman? You got another boyfriend already?

 

[Bliss]

Shit, the troll beat me to it.

 

[Hecate]

Welcome Dragin to this little abode of insanity ...

.. or thus it may seem at times *s*

Since I am running out of little welcoming jingles *chuckles* you'll just have to do with a smile and a handshake for starters ... and if you need a guided tour just let us know.

Other than that I only can say: Make yourself comfy and head the advice I tend to give most "virgins" (not to worry - after a resonable time of posting the tag will disappear and you will be all experienced):

I hope you took care of all your important "real life" affairs, since this place is addictive .. and once you get hooked ... *insert spooky sounds here*

 

[Dragin]

I already am adictied.*S*
So Hecate is there any way to post pics on the BB??
And what are these rules about the smiley faces and stuff.*S*

 

[petrify]

hi dargin
I'm new here too. so far I feel very welcomed here as I'm sure you will too.
as for posting a pic on a UBB. if you have the pic stored at a website. use the [ img ] you address for pic.jpg [ /img ] with out the spaces and it should pop up when posted well i think thats how it works

http://home.att.net/~petrify1/dragonsex.jpg

hope this works or I'll look alfully foolish

pet

 

[Bliss]

By the way, welcome Dragin!

Hysterical picture, pet.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Listen to Ishtar, he knows whereof he speaketh, as he is only 95 posts away from being a Literotican Supah Genius!

That's Ishamael.

Or maybe it's Wile E. Coyote?

The "legend" is just the crap at the top with a little blue thingy you can click to take you to the smiley page.

Great pic.

 

[Guest]

Welcome Dragin!!! It's always nice to have some fresh meat here! Oh, and don't worry, if ya keep on posting, soon enough you'll lose your cherry for the second time in your life! Feel free to ignore that Dee-thingy (or Dave-whoever too)! If you try to correspond to them, they will suck the intelligence right out of you! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/crying.gif Be careful and have fun! lol


~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/wavey.gif

P.S.
Don't believe what people tell you
about me! I'm a lil angel!! I swear!
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/angel2.gif

 

[CreamyLady]

Hi.

 

[Dragin]

Thanx Tiggs..
Right now I am not to sure or what to believe at all..*S*
I am just going to fly by the seat of my pants and hope I dont get burned.I am used to the idiots on these BB as there is always at least 10% of the Board is immature people.The rest of us have a blast and I am looking forward to the time spent here...

 

[Bliss]

That's Ishamael.

Or maybe it's Wile E. Coyote?

Ish-a-ma-el? Does that rhyme with Ich-a-ma-bod? Isn't he that guy from Is-a-rye-el?

Nevermind, I defer to your superior male intelligence.

 

[CookieClub]

Welcome

Welcome to the site Dragin!

I am relatively new to this site to but have posted before. Whats up with this anal fetish Dee has guys? And with anyone at that to.

Anally yours.

CC

 

[Guest]

So...um...er....

Hey Dragin, wanna cyber baby?! lol Hee hee hee
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/angel2.gif
Like I said, don't believe what people say about me being a flirt, etc. I'm innocent!!

 

[dusk2dawn]

Welcome!!

Hi Dragin!
I am new myself, but have lost the vigin status. As was stated before this place is addicting.

 

[Ezzie]

Tiggs?? An angel? OMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all week. lmao

Welcome to the Fun House Dragin and beware of that Tiggs chick, she's a weirdo!! I've known her 7 years and she still tries to corrupt me to this day. hehe

By the way Tiggs, "Are you alone at the computer?"

Ezzie http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/witch.gif

 

[Expertise]

HeyDragin

Jump on and make sure not to singe the upholstry its new.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hi and welcome.

Ummmm...again, I am without anything cool to say (dammit)

I must be the only chick here with no cool pickup lines. Siren and Isabella will be along shortly to welcome you and come up with some way-cool pick up lines to blow mine all to hell. If pick up lines don't work maybe I can win someone over with my little girl voice *Spank me daddy, I've been a bad girl*

*innocent look* Did I say that?

welcome and have a good time!

 

[Dragin]

Cyber huh...*S*
I dont have that addition to my computer yet.*S*