Travelling carnivals *sigh*

[KillerMuffin]

You know the kind, a million bucks a ticket, half a million for a soggy funnel cake, lots of shiny lights, and a few cool, are-they-safe? rides. This particular one pulls in town three or four times a spring/summer/fall. The make bank off the so'jers and their parades of children.

I used to love 'em. I could ride the Scrambler four hours on end and only puke when I stuck my finger down my throat. Now I watch the lights and start following them in circles.

I do have to say that the lil' chickie "oh aren't I sexy I think I'm a gypsy" running the football toss was a total whore. PC would have liked her if he could have convinced her to take a bath. Everytime we trotted past while chasing the Bratchild her eyes locked on target and didn't let go until we were out of sight. The StudMuffin sure got her panties in a bunch. Couple of times I wanted to put his clothes back on and he was still dressed.

I got to stand around a lot. But my Bratchild had a lot of fun. He's still trying to go 90 to nothin' but his body is worn out and putting him to sleep. What sucked is that he's too tall for the rides his friend could go on and his friend is too short for the rides that he could go on. So that cancels out the plans to take both of them tomorrow night.

Thank gawd for acetomenophin.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

a traveling carnavel comes to my city every year in June
are they safe? nope
if you play the games most all the games cheet
so I learned the games and cheet back. (i've been kicked off some of the games for that )
are the rides safe? nope
i've heard and seen things go wrong on the rides. the people they hire are only working for a few weeks and don't take care of anything. but the carnies the people that travel with the carnavel. I find that they actualy care about the people going on there rides. so if your gonna go on one get one with a guy tattoo's all over cigeret in his mouth peirceings all over
you will ironicly know your safe there.

I love the carnavel and you bitch Killermuffin but I bet if you didn't go you would have been mad

 

[Wiggles]

I went to the cheapest carnival last summer. The house of horrors consisted of some glued together monkey bones with an extra skull, a little aquarium with frog figurines that had cans of bud and banjos in their little hands(?), and a rubber chicken.

All the workers were 12 year old Mexicans. The tight rope was ten ft. in the air. All of the rides consisted of plastic and air, and you had to be four ft. or under to play.

That's the last time I get dragged on a family outting.