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Travel Advisory
Travelers are advised to steer clear of the dystopian People’s Republic of New York, where the liberties Americans take for granted no longer exist. You don’t want to end up like Beth Ferrizzi of Fargo:
She is an average American women who considers herself a law-abiding and even upstanding citizen. She is married to Air Force Master Sergeant Joe Ferrizzi and they are expecting their second child.
Joe, who is deployed to Honduras serving his country, was recently able to meet Beth and their 6 year old daughter in Pennsylvania for a family visit. He also wanted to show her the Philadelphia neighborhood where he grew up.
The happy family reunion went awry when Beth left the American Sector.
Beth took her husband’s firearm with her when she flew to meet him. He has a North Dakota carry permit which is also recognized in Pennsylvania and he wanted to have it for personal protection while they were visiting.
However, her fatal decision was made when she booked her return flight from New York’s La Guardia Airport.
Queue up the recording of jackboots on cobblestones.
Despite going out of her way to insure that she understood the complex process of legally transporting a firearm on a airplane, she ran afoul of New York’s soviet-style web of draconian gun laws and was arrested, handcuffed, separated from her 6 year old daughter, and kept overnight in a New York City jail before finally making her way back to Fargo.
She is due back in the Rotten Apple for a hearing around the time the baby is due. To judge from Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown’s grim rhetoric, they plan to throw book at her.
Play it safe. Don’t set foot in the Evil Empire State. More importantly, don’t let liberals do to your state — or to your country — what they have done to New York.
Travelers are advised to steer clear of the dystopian People’s Republic of New York, where the liberties Americans take for granted no longer exist. You don’t want to end up like Beth Ferrizzi of Fargo:
She is an average American women who considers herself a law-abiding and even upstanding citizen. She is married to Air Force Master Sergeant Joe Ferrizzi and they are expecting their second child.
Joe, who is deployed to Honduras serving his country, was recently able to meet Beth and their 6 year old daughter in Pennsylvania for a family visit. He also wanted to show her the Philadelphia neighborhood where he grew up.
The happy family reunion went awry when Beth left the American Sector.
Beth took her husband’s firearm with her when she flew to meet him. He has a North Dakota carry permit which is also recognized in Pennsylvania and he wanted to have it for personal protection while they were visiting.
However, her fatal decision was made when she booked her return flight from New York’s La Guardia Airport.
Queue up the recording of jackboots on cobblestones.
Despite going out of her way to insure that she understood the complex process of legally transporting a firearm on a airplane, she ran afoul of New York’s soviet-style web of draconian gun laws and was arrested, handcuffed, separated from her 6 year old daughter, and kept overnight in a New York City jail before finally making her way back to Fargo.
She is due back in the Rotten Apple for a hearing around the time the baby is due. To judge from Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown’s grim rhetoric, they plan to throw book at her.
Play it safe. Don’t set foot in the Evil Empire State. More importantly, don’t let liberals do to your state — or to your country — what they have done to New York.
