Trapped Nerves

[Fata Morgana]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

vigorous sex will set them free, 3 or 4 hours worth bro!

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

vigorous sex will set them free, 3 or 4 hours worth bro!

Stew

I'm very stiff and cyborgish at the mo, bro! Got no vigour in me. Plus, I kinda want to vomit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Irony!

Most of the time it is you getting on my last nerve.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Irony!

Most of the time it is you getting on my last nerve.

It's karma for mocking kuntbate.

 

[Jennifer]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

What type of doctor diagnosed you? Necks are easy to misdiagnose.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's karma for mocking kuntbate.

Fuck. My yard is going to filled with yappy stinking beagles?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm very stiff and cyborgish at the mo, bro! Got no vigour in me. Plus, I kinda want to vomit.

you can just lay there bro!

Stew

 

[eyer]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

The only remedy known to man is to stop posting for a while.

So, obviously...

...you're screwed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What type of doctor diagnosed you? Necks are easy to misdiagnose.

My GP. Given me dihydrocodeine and ibuprofen. Also recommended exercises for my neck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The only remedy known to man is to stop posting for a while.

So, obviously...

...you're screwed.

Cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

Wish I knew something about em. Feel better, Facehugger.



If you gotta puke aim over there, would ya. Thanks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

you can just lay there bro!

Stew

Come over then. Bring the python bro. When I've had enough I'll signal with my eyes.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Doctor, is there anything we can do?"



"Yes. We can chop her head off."






"Okay. Let's go with that."

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Come over then. Bring the python bro. When I've had enough I'll signal with my eyes.

no, don't do that. You have to be perfectly still. Even eye movement turns me off bro!

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

Stew! Just put a bag over her head.



bro

 

[JohnnySavage]

My GP. Given me dihydrocodeine and ibuprofen. Also recommended exercises for my neck.

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[Jennifer]

My GP. Given me dihydrocodeine and ibuprofen. Also recommended exercises for my neck.

Do the neck exercises for sure. Take the meds, don't skip the ibuprofen-it lowers the inflammation. Take the meds on time, you want to get ahead of the pain. A medical massage might help, too.
We have a product called Tiger Balm that gets rubbed onto the skin-it's amazing. Try looking for it. Lay off the heat for awhile and switch to ice packs for 20 minutes at a time. Heat draws blood to the area which increase the inflammation. If it's not any better in a week I would maybe get a second opinion from a neurosurgeon. It should get better though.

Don't skip the exercises even though it will hurt like hell.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Stew! Just put a bag over her head.



bro

Cunt.

You were nicer when I fake swallowed cat meds.

 

[MonaLittle]

Do the neck exercises for sure. Take the meds, don't skip the ibuprofen-it lowers the inflammation. Take the meds on time, you want to get ahead of the pain. A medical massage might help, too.
We have a product called Tiger Balm that gets rubbed onto the skin-it's amazing. Try looking for it. Lay off the heat for awhile and switch to ice packs for 20 minutes at a time. Heat draws blood to the area which increase the inflammation. If it's not any better in a week I would maybe get a second opinion from a neurosurgeon. It should get better though.

Don't skip the exercises even though it will hurt like hell.

This is my advice, too. Except I'm going to dress up in a short nurses outfit, high fm heels and deliver the advice in person.


Feel better Foxy Mama.

 

[neci]

i would totally go with the medical massage and tiger balm and everything newgirl just said. take care, beautiful.

 

[Saint Peter]

My neck!!!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do the neck exercises for sure. Take the meds, don't skip the ibuprofen-it lowers the inflammation. Take the meds on time, you want to get ahead of the pain. A medical massage might help, too.
We have a product called Tiger Balm that gets rubbed onto the skin-it's amazing. Try looking for it. Lay off the heat for awhile and switch to ice packs for 20 minutes at a time. Heat draws blood to the area which increase the inflammation. If it's not any better in a week I would maybe get a second opinion from a neurosurgeon. It should get better though.

Don't skip the exercises even though it will hurt like hell.

Oh I'm doing exactly as I'm told. We have Tiger Balm here, I use it for headaches. I feel dead sick. Dunno if it's the pain or the dihydrocodeine.

Thanks for the advice Nursie.

 

[Saint Peter]

All bad jokes aside, I hope you get better soon Ms. Fata.

 

[PayDay]

For 5 days I've been using heat pads and pain gels on my arm cos that's where all the pain is, turns out I have a trapped nerve in my neck.

How long do these fuckers last?

Long time. Nerve injuries heal slowly, nerves wrapped in muscles heal even slower. A sciatica nerve injury (hip to leg) can shut you down completely for six weeks, with long term residual pain.

Remember RICE?
Rest
**Ice (not heat)
Compress
Elevate

+lots of ibuprofen (not Advil) and some booze.

Using an injured nerve just further excites the pain and increases healing time, so it's like a free pass to relax.