Translating the ending of novels to the Literotiverse

[EmilyMiller]

Inspired by: Sticking The Landing

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He loved Big Brother

- Gay Family Fun Ch. 05 (Incest & Taboo)

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He turned out the light and went into Jem's room. He would be there all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning

- Gay Family Fun Ch. 08 (Incest & Taboo)

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He is coming, and I am here

- My Facial Loving Wife (Loving Wives)

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Oh, my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this

- Girl Group Groping Ch. 14 (Lesbian Sex)

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She looked up and across the barn, and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously

- Farmyard Fun Ch. 03 (Incest & Taboo)

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Can you do better? Surely you can’t do worse.

Em

 

[TheRedChamber]

Like this you mean:

The wives looked from cuck to bull, and from bull to cuck, and from cuck to bull again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

And then they looked at the penises again and remembered it was perfectly clear after all.

Or do we actually have published it?

 

[MetaBob]

Inspired by: Sticking The Landing

He turned out the light and went into Jem's room. He would be there all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning

-> when Jen woke in the morning
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She looked up and across the barn, and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously
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-> She looked up and across the barn, her lips coming together into a mysterious smile
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Can you do better? Surely you can’t do worse.

Em

Pretty sure I can do worse:

And as badly as that had gone for all of us mortals, I felt like it could've gone much worse if not for Callie.

But then we were back with Dani and Jess and Kelsey and Stu, and Taylor was dead.
- Cascade Fire Ch. 10

 

[AlinaX]

Don't know about endings, but I've Literotified two Jane Austen novels: Chastened is Persuasion, and Fam and Futanari is Pride and Prejuduce.

 

[TheRedChamber]

"It hasn't always been easy," said Humbert lighting a cigarette and lying back in bed. "But you know what? I'm glad we waited until your eighteenth birthday."

"So am I, daddy," said Lolita snuggling up to him. "So am I."

 

[TheRedChamber]

At last they rode over the downs and took the East Road, and then Merry and Pippin rode on to Buckland; and already they were singing again as they went. But Sam turned to Bywater, and so came back up the Hill, as day was ending once more. And he went in, and there was no light or fire within; nor was the evening meal ready, and he was not expected. He took his coat off and set himself on his chair.

He drew a deep breath. ‘Well, I’m back,’ he shouted.

"So soon?" yelled Rosie from another room. "Great. Err, look, maybe just don't come into the bedroom quite yet."

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Title: After Moby Dick
Description: Ishmael shows his gratitude, rescued from the wreck of the Pequod.
Category: Gay Male

"It was the devious-cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan." (makes quite a good first line...)

 

[Voboy]

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

And we continue to beat, and beat, the whip falling on naked skin, the shrieks turning to groans, then to moans, then to gasps, as the green light glows in the night.

-The Great Gatsby And His Cock (BDSM)
Wealthy playboys indulge themselves while reflecting on the plight of the peasants, and occasionally hitting them with cars.




...with apologies to F Scott Fitz.

 

[EmilyMiller]

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

And we continue to beat, and beat, the whip falling on naked skin, the shrieks turning to groans, then to moans, then to gasps, as the green light glows in the night.

-The Great Gatsby And His Cock (BDSM)
Wealthy playboys indulge themselves while reflecting on the plight of the peasants, and occasionally hitting them with cars.




...with apologies to F Scott Fitz.

I used that one in the thread that inspired this .

Em

 

[Voboy]

I used that one in the thread that inspired this .

Em

Ah. I didn't read that thread.

Besides, I like mine better. Because green light.

 

[SimonDoom]

"My dear, I don't give a damn.

"But if you take off that dress and get on your knees, I might be persuaded otherwise."

 

[SimonDoom]

Sam drew a deep breath. "Well, I'm back," he said.

"Well, thank the heavens for that," Rosie said. "I was starting to wonder about you and Mr. Frodo. It's time to service your wife."

She pulled up her skirt and parted her thighs, and Sam's eyes widened with surprise and delight.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Title: A Wizard Experience
Description: She gets gangbanged by a metal man, a lightweight and a lion.

Category: Group Sex (or non-con)

"Oh, Aunt Em! I’m so glad to be at home again!”

“Where in the world did you come from?”
“From the Land of Oz,” said Dorothy gravely. “And here is Toto, too.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

And the bird said to Billy Pilgrim, "Poo-tee-weet?"

He vowed not to go to a foreign brothel again; communication was always too difficult.

 

[EmilyMiller]

And the bird said to Billy Pilgrim, "Poo-tee-weet?"

He vowed not to go to a foreign brothel again; communication was always too difficult.

I looked at that and couldn’t for the life of me figure anything out.

Em

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I looked at that and couldn’t for the life of me figure anything out.

Em

Slaughterhouse Five.
Misinterpreting 'bird' as a woman, talking incomprehensibly.

Is this where I find out that a bird is only a synonym for woman in Britain and it's yet another word the Yanks don't get?

 

[SimonDoom]

"Rosebud."

Who could forget an ass like that?

 

[SimonDoom]

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

"Wait, wait . . . what are you doing? I thought this was going to be a happy ending massage."

 

[EmilyMiller]

Slaughterhouse Five.
Misinterpreting 'bird' as a woman, talking incomprehensibly.

Is this where I find out that a bird is only a synonym for woman in Britain and it's yet another word the Yanks don't get?

It’s not so common here. I get it as I spent 3 months in the UK. I had no idea what “fit bird” meant at first.

Em

 

[MelissaBaby]

The Time Traveller's Hotwife:

"He is coming, and I am here."

The Erotic Life of Pi:

"Very few castaways can claim to have survived so long at sea as Mr. Patel, and none in the company of an adult Bengal tiger." REJECTED: VIOLATES LITEROTICA POLICY ON BESTIALITY

Not So Little Women:

"Oh, my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this."


*All real last lines

 

[Carnevil9]

"Oh, Jake," Brett said, "We could have had such a damned good time together."

Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Brett against me. "Yes," I said. "Isn't it pretty to think so?"

"Dearest, Jake," Brett continued, "I don't care that you're impotent. I have a nice big strap-on back in my room. Let's go back there now, and I'll fuck your luscious ass until the sun rises."

 

[TarnishedPenny]

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good piece of ass. Charlotte was both.

 

[Voboy]

“For never was a story of woe, Then this of Juliet and her Dildo.”

 

[SimonDoom]

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good piece of ass. Charlotte was both.

Truly sick-minded. Well done.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Thank you, Simon!