Training Women to Use a Universal TV Remote Correctly

TonyG

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Can it be done? Why is it so hard to turn on the VCR with the correct cable box? ;)
 
TonyG said:
Can it be done? Why is it so hard to turn on the VCR with the correct cable box? ;)


Has nobody told you?

A remote is female.

Straight women don't want to turn it on.:devil:
 
TonyG:
"Can it be done? Why is it so hard to turn on the VCR with the correct cable box? ;) "


You know, we've had seven families over at the cottege this summer and everytime I had to teach the man how to use the remote. Please do not make sexist and stupid remarks and expect me to find them 'funny'.
 
Tony G.,

Me and Joey Z. and Vinny P. and Paulie "Toadface" C. are comin' over to your house an' fuck you up for givin' a remote to a broad in the first place.
 
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Never said:
You know, we've had seven families over at the cottege this summer and everytime I had to teach the man how to use the remote. Please do not make sexist and stupid remarks and expect me to find them 'funny'.

right on.

I use the remote here.
 
This thread could get really funny, in an ugly kind of way, really fast!
 
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lovetoread said:
right on.

I use the remote here.

Tiger lets you? He and I need to have a talk.

:D
 
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RawHumor said:


Tiger lets you? He and I need to have a talk.

:D

Hah he doesnt watch tv much.

I am a lucky gal. ;)
 
Ooooo! I think I have it!!!

1. Bend him over
2. Insert remote forcefully without lubricant
3. Zap :)

Got it! Thanks!
 
Nora said:
Ooooo! I think I have it!!!

1. Bend him over
2. Insert remote forcefully without lubricant
3. Zap :)

Got it! Thanks!


LOL. Reception will be lousy though!
 
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bluespoke said:
LOL. Reception will be lousy though!

LOL And every time he farts it'll go to ESPN Classic.
 
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bluespoke said:



LOL. Reception will be lousy though!

Just twist the rabbit ears *really* hard. ;)
 
You all just don't like the fact that we erase the crap channels and store all our favorites...truth is we do know how to use a universal TV remote correctly...be thankful we don't block your asses completely from the TV with a code you'll never guess...our birthdate.
 
Dixon Carter Lee:
"Yeah. But you're a guy."

I hope not, I've seen squirrels better endowed than I am.
 
calypso_21 said:
You all just don't like the fact that we erase the crap channels and store all our favorites...truth is we do know how to use a universal TV remote correctly...be thankful we don't block your asses completely from the TV with a code you'll never guess...our birthdate.

But each year on your b-day, you've have to change it to our anniversary. We men can be dense, but when you throw all of our stuff out of the window because we forgot what day today is, we tend to remember rather quickly.


And for the record, I know my wife's b-day AND our wedding anniversary.
 
Never said:
Dixon Carter Lee:
"Yeah. But you're a guy."

I hope not, I've seen squirrels better endowed than I am.

Hope you're not planning on exporting them squirrels!
 
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