Train in Vain

[LadyFunkenstein]

A quasi-drug dealing guy and his transgender gal pal tried to run a train on me last Sunday night. They almost got the bang.

(File this under stories I won't tell people IRL)

I stopped in one of my regular spots knowing it was a risk... sometimes shit happens and I end up out way too late.

I was waiting to use the restroom. Not to pee, but to... erm. Hey it's Brooklyn, do the math to figure out why I was out later than I should. "Serena" walked up to me and asked, why don't you just use the men's room?

"Because the men's room is disgusting."

She ended up coming into the bathroom where we talked. After that I moved down to the end of the bar to talk to the two of them. I am tired of the same old regulars (who of course were there).

"Come up the block with us, we are going to so and so's house, it will be fun" Serena said. I did a shot of bourbon and went.

I hung out talking with them on the couch for maybe ten minutes or maybe hours. The guy, whose name I didn't even know yet, sat on one side of e. She sat on the other. He pulled out a pill and put it to my lips. "Take this." I parted my lips then thought better... "What is it"? Ectasy. I'll take half. He slipped it between my lips then finger fucked my mouth for a few pumps.

I lsat upright on the couch. He then leaned over and started stroking my thigh while trying to make out with me. Serena then leaned over said - imagine Latin accent which made it better - "I am sure you want to know what is going on down here (gestures groin). I have nothing but it is beautiful. And it is cleaned up..."

And then the drugs kicked in.

And I got the fuck outta there.

This could be my fault. I have another story in which I was brow-beaten into finger banging an old ladies busted pussy in the bar down the street. Looking back, I brought that on myself. I think the same just happened.

That I didn't give up the bang... am I even more "transphobic" than before or less?

 

[Super-Surprise]

Will this be placed in the "Non-consent" category or with the Lesbian stories?
And will this have additional chapters added?

 

[NorthFloridian]

Will this be placed in the "Non-consent" category or with the Lesbian stories?
And will this have additional chapters added?

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[Jennifer]

Wow. I can't even.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Wow. I can't even.

Such a dull, pointless post. Why bother?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Such a dull, pointless post. Why bother?

It's what "she" does.

Do you have a deathwish?

 

[Disgustipated]

Wow. I can't even.

Are you surprised she managed to make a story about sex, drugs, and alcohol boring? I just hope the old drug dealer and the elderly ladies didn't catch the HIV.

 

[KingOrfeo]

A quasi-drug dealing guy and his transgender gal pal tried to run a train on me last Sunday night. They almost got the bang.

Doesn't it take more than two guys to make a train?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Guess I am in the minority....I thought this all actually made her seem more interesting than the usual LadyF. I would have normally thought she'd be too uptight to be this way.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Guess I am in the minority....I thought this all actually made her seem more interesting than the usual LadyF. I would have normally thought she'd be too uptight to be this way.

I don't really like her but at least she has balls. You I have no use for.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I don't really like her but at least she has balls. You I have no use for.

That would make two of you then.

And stop attempting to engage me if you have no use for me.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Doesn't it take more than two guys to make a train?

True. This sitch is technically a threesome, although you could make the case for it being a "two car" train.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Guess I am in the minority....I thought this all actually made her seem more interesting than the usual LadyF. I would have normally thought she'd be too uptight to be this way.

I have never been uptight a day in my life. Ask the 50 peeps from Lit who have met me.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

True. This sitch is technically a threesome, although you could make the case for it being a "two car" train.

So it was a train when the due finger fucked my mouth... but turned into something else when the transgal explained she had no dick? I guess that is true from the strictist sense of what is a train. One cock = no train

 

[KingOrfeo]

Interesting that a transgender is still interested in sex with women. I guess she transitioned from a bisexual male to a bisexual female. The orientation spectrum is rich. Mr. Garrison has boxed every point of the compass (to mix metaphors).

 

[Bookishleigh]

I have never been uptight a day in my life. Ask the 50 peeps from Lit who have met me.

Only you can take a compliment and turn it into a negative.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Only you can take a compliment and turn it into a negative.

Not meant to be negative at all. I appreciate your compliment.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Only you can take a compliment and turn it into a negative.

Oh, anyone can, it depends on the compliment. Even complimenting a woman's beauty can be taken as a negative if she thinks you're objectifying her (especially if it takes the form of cat-calling).

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Interesting that a transgender is still interested in sex with women. I guess she transitioned from a bisexual male to a bisexual female. The orientation spectrum is rich. Mr. Garrison has boxed every point of the compass (to mix metaphors).

Eh, I think this is what happens when people are fucked up. It doesn't mean you need a new label.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh, anyone can, it depends on the compliment. Even complimenting a woman's beauty can be taken as a negative if she thinks you're objectifying her.

Thank you for the reminder of how truly pathetic we have become. Someone should just nuke us all and put us out of misery.

 

[Ms_Ann]

That would make two of you then.

And stop attempting to engage me if you have no use for me.

You're not the boss of me.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Thank you for the reminder of how truly pathetic we have become. Someone should just nuke us all and put us out of misery.

It ain't necessarily pathetic to take a compliment as a negative. How would and should you feel if I called you really smart for a woman?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Jeez, back in the day people liked my sex posts. Now it's turned into a feminism debate.

 

[Lunation]

So it was a train when the due finger fucked my mouth... but turned into something else when the transgal explained she had no dick? I guess that is true from the strictist sense of what is a train. One cock = no train

I think we need to explore this further.

If there is an engine rumbling down the track with no cargo, it's still technically a train. And in the case of equipment failure it could be used to push cars rather than pull them.

In other words, I see no issue with the transexual train provided you were suitably creative. Clearly we need to set up this experiment again so we can get the proper labels.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I think we need to explore this further.

If there is an engine rumbling down the track with no cargo, it's still technically a train. And in the case of equipment failure it could be used to push cars rather than pull them.

In other words, I see no issue with the tranny train provided you were suitably creative. Clearly we need to set up this experiment again so we can get the proper labels.

Thursday, at my place. You bring the lube, I'll bring the potato salad. Who wants to bring the crystal meth?