Tracking Santa.

[ABSTRUSE]

Here's the link to see where Santa is on Christmas eve....I love doing this with the kids.

NORAD Santa tracker

 

[Guest]

Here's the link to see where Santa is on Christmas eve....I love doing this with the kids.

NORAD Santa tracker

We do that too - lots of fun.

Hey - aren't you supposed to be on the road?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We do that too - lots of fun.

Hey - aren't you supposed to be on the road?

Um...no. I stay home for the holidays. Do you know something I don't know???

 

[Guest]

Um...no. I stay home for the holidays. Do you know something I don't know???

Your PM - I took it to mean you were on your way outta town.

So glad you'll be here. We can trade insults and swap stories and terrorize the innocent.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your PM - I took it to mean you were on your way outta town.

So glad you'll be here. We can trade insults and swap stories and terrorize the innocent.

I could never leave you.

 

[Guest]

I could never leave you.

Well, that's why we built that extra room under the stairs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, that's why we built that extra room under the stairs.

I appreciate the straw and airholes.

Can I test that misletoe???

 

[Guest]

I appreciate the straw and airholes.

Can I test that misletoe???

Of course.

It could easily be centered for maximum effect.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Of course.

It could easily be centered for maximum effect.

Call me Happy Ding a ling.

 

[Guest]

Call me Happy Ding a ling.

Are you gonna put that banana to good use?

Weren't we talking about Santa? Who hijacked this thread?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Are you gonna put that banana to good use?

Weren't we talking about Santa? Who hijacked this thread?

Yes I am.

Santa who?

 

[Guest]

Yes I am.

Santa who?

Santa Claus and his old lady?

Well, he ran this commune in the north, and -

Ah, never mind.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Santa Claus and his old lady?

Well, he ran this commune in the north, and -

Ah, never mind.

I saw that on 20/20....a big cocaine baron, right? lots of snow..children workers....yea.

 

[Guest]

I saw that on 20/20....a big cocaine baron, right? lots of snow..children workers....yea.

They're in jail pending the upcoming trial.

A shame, isn't it, what the holidays do to some people?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They're in jail pending the upcoming trial.

A shame, isn't it, what the holidays do to some people?

Greedy bastiges.

I have a mail order fruit cake business. I make them from cement and paint them to look real...no one eats them so I figure they make nice book holders.

 

[Guest]

Greedy bastiges.

I have a mail order fruit cake business. I make them from cement and paint them to look real...no one eats them so I figure they make nice book holders.

Well, now THAT's a shock.

I thought there was just one fruitcake that people kept sending to each other around the world.

Who knew?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, now THAT's a shock.

I thought there was just one fruitcake that people kept sending to each other around the world.

Who knew?

Hell no....I live in luxury...the trailer is bought and paid for.

 

[Guest]

Hell no....I live in luxury...the trailer is bought and paid for.

BWAH!

They're going to be dissecting a fruitcake in my daughter's science class after Christmas.

We think it's a useful exercise for determining what in the hell those teeny little lumpy things in the fruitcake just may be.

I need to go grocery shopping - not for fruitcake. Talk to ya later.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BWAH!

They're going to be dissecting a fruitcake in my daughter's science class after Christmas.

We think it's a useful exercise for determining what in the hell those teeny little lumpy things in the fruitcake just may be.

I need to go grocery shopping - not for fruitcake. Talk to ya later.

Ciao bella......buy some cucumbers.

 

[woodnymph_O]

You have just proven SANTA to my 8 year old son lol ty ABS

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You have just proven SANTA to my 8 year old son lol ty ABS

Yay!!!! wait until you track him...it's great!

 

[English Lady]

Okay, Beth asked earlier if she could go to bed (about 4pm) and I said Santa wouldn't be here for ages yet, so to prove it I nipped over to this site. I've been refreshing like a mad woman since It's addictive!

 

[entitled]

hehe... The kids are having a ball with this.

 

[entitled]

Just updated!

hehehe...