Toys...with creativity

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[max_dylen]

how about pool balls , i could see a girl gettin off on one of those

 

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[Viceman]

a giant ballpoint pen

well thats what it looks like lol

 

[AzureAngel]

Oh, you're referring to toys for a women.

If you want to get into strange things I've used, well then. That's another matter.

 

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[Black_Bird]

Ice... Cube after cube of ice pushed up her ass untill no more will go up there... then, holding the last cube in, she masturbates.

 

[koalabear]

The produce section at the grocery should give you a few hundred ideas, and don't forget the trusty Louisville Slugger!

 

[patient1]

Okay, I'm not a woman, but I can remember a % of what I read on some masturbation threads, or seen in photographs.

Basically, most any phallic-shaped handgrip can serve the purpose during a personal emergency:

In a car, a gear shift or parking brake. A jack handle or tire iron from the trunk

In a tool box, most items, especially the hand grips of hammers & screw drivers, but also properly sized wrenches.

In a kitchen, hand utensils such as ice cream scoops, can & bottle openers, a carving fork, rubber scrapers, wooden spoons.

Then there are wine bottles & other containers in the kitchen.
Of course the refrigerator might have a number of phallic vegetables & popsicles.

The utillity closet probably has brooms, mops, a dust pan & whisk broom, maybe a squeegee, all of which have handles.

hairbrushes & shampoo bottles.

Then there are the vibrating devices like the washer on spincycle, or the body of some electric clippers as used in hair cutting or dog grooming (with the safety cover on) .

Can't a silk scarf or a blanket be held at each end & used like a buffing cloth?

 

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[unclej]

one of those small cell phones with the flashing lights and the vibrate feature turned on.

 

[Black_Bird]

Chain... Long heavy chain. Pushing each link in, and pulling it slowly out. Heh.

 

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[Black_Bird]

Jet of water... at say, an amusement park? Public orgasm? LOL.

Sorry, I'm too inventive for my own good.

 

[Guest]

Knew a lady who bought one of those big back massagers, you know the kind that vibrates. She was in love.

 

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[Juspar Emvan]

I was thinking of things, then I saw that pic. Nice dress.

 

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[Carl East]

Carl, you MUST have some good ideas....

Ok, how about this, she becomes intoxicated and gets arrested for being drunk and disordily. Whilst in the back of the police car, and whilst they're driving her to the police station, she notices the officers trunceon wedged into the middle of the car, with the smooth clubbing end sticking a good seven inches out.

I think you can fill in the rest yourself, doesn't take a genius. lol

Carl

ps That's as original as I can get this early in the morning. lol

 

[Carl East]

I just realised, your name for a trunceon is a night stick isn't it. lol

Carl

 

[Wiggles]

Maybe the gear shift in the car? If it has one of those special heads? The end of a windsheild scraper? Maybe on the drive home from the club?

A small can of hair spray or perfume? Maybe a lipstick case?

Candles, markers (not the cap end! LoL), scribble pens, the end of a hair brush?

Those are all kind of girly. Not really sure how kinky you're planning on getting here.

 

[joolushko]

Candles are always best.

Other items:
A wax chili pepper.
A wax cucumber.
A jumbo candy cane.
Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned banana.
Markers, pens, writing implements.
Paint brush handle.

Okay, here is the weird one. Do you know the kids juices that come in the squeeze bottle that are rather phallicly shaped?