"Toy"/Incest combination

[sirhugs]

Sally the 18 year old shy girl is sexually curious. she heard girls on her debate team talking about using cucumbers as dildoes... curious, she takes one from the fridge, has a great climax.

Then she realizes that Mom would be planning to use this in the salad. But, Sally reasons, Mom will peel it. So she puts it back in the fridge.

Except- it's an English Cuke, so not peeled.

mom, in a rush to get supper on the table doesn't wash the cuke thoroughly.

which family members recognize the unusual flavour in their salad? which are disgusted by it? which think it was Mom not sally? which get turned on? Which visit Sally in the middle of the night?

 

[Black_Dahlia]

At the dinner table, Dad sniffs the cucumber, and says to his wife, "Have you been using some sort of new salad dressing, dear?"
The daughter, Sally, embarrassed, says, "Um, I'm sorry, but that's me. I used it as a dildo last night."
Dad looks at his daughter, shocked, but then shrugs and eats the cucumber, until the son say, "Um, actually I used it this morning, so... "


On a similar note, a joke I heard recently...

Girl goes to the supermarket. She goes up to the check-out, and her trolley contains one cucumber, one banana, and one large carrot.
The cute guy behind the till says, "You';re single, aren't you?"
The girl giggles and says, "Yes, I am. How did you know?"
"Because you're fucking ugly."