Totally worthless...but funny!!

[Mae13]

But for some reason it had me laughing hysterically...damn my love of stupid humor! Just thought I'd share some giggles to help break up the strain of seriousness that's twisting here more lately

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

*hugs*
Mae

*He's a hate-fuelled alcoholic matador who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a brilliant wisecracking magician's assistant who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!*

(That will make much more sense once you go there, lol!)

 

[Topher]

Haw!

He's a maverick Jewish hairdresser from the 'hood. She's a warm-hearted cat-loving single mother with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime

 

[Mae13]

I know it's just a random phrase generator program...I'm just so easily entertained!!! *click click click*

 

[Bindii]

Lmao, loved it.

He's a fiendish crooked shaman gone bad. She's a cold-hearted bisexual traffic cop on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

 

[Mensa]

He's an impetuous drug-addicted cyborg with a passion for fast cars. She's a strong-willed mutant politician who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

He's a witless small-town master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a green-fingered French-Canadian Hell's Angel on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

I really wanna know what this dynamic duo does to whipe out crime.

 

[Draco]

He's a shy Jewish vagrant on a search for his missing sister. She's a brilliant thirtysomething barmaid from a different time and place. They fight crime!

Muhahahahhahahahahahaha

 

[Tungwagger]

That's pretty cool...

He's a leather-clad umbrella-wielding dog-catcher on a search for his missing sister. She's a supernatural motormouth doctor living on borrowed time. They fight crime!


Tung was here!!

 

[Ravenloft]

He's a maverick Amish werewolf with nothing left to lose. She's an artistic hip-hop fairy princess living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

The werewolf part really caught my interest!

Same bat channel? Same bat time?!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oooooo! I COULD WRITE THIS!!!

He's an otherworldly soccer-playing waffle chef on a mission from God. She's a mentally unstable cat-loving wrestler with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

 

[Tungwagger]

He's a world-famous moralistic librarian searching for his wife's true killer. She's a time-travelling renegade barmaid from Mars. They fight crime!

Wonder if the barmaids boobs are green and come in threes???

 

[GuyJD]

He's a 300 pound wrestler who likes to dress in drag.
She's a 100 pound erotic, exotic dancer who likes to arm wrestle on the side.
Together.........they fight crime.

 

[ExLimey]

I did some digging and found out this is actually part of CBS/s website and they use this program to develop new sitcoms.

 

[Tungwagger]

He's a war-weary overambitious dwarf in drag. She's a scantily clad mutant vampire on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

Hmmmmmm...

 

[flawed_ethics]

He's an old-fashioned gay astronaut on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a virginal nymphomaniac fairy princess with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!