(Totally Off Topic) - My Dog Is Smarter Than Your Honour Student...

serijules

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So...an amazing, long awaited thing has finally happened.

My dog learned to shake.

Yes, shake. I know what you are thinking; "What's so great about a dog learning to shake??". Well, you will have to listen to my story to understand.

I got Wyatt Earp, a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, when he was 8 weeks old. He was supposed to be T's dog, but Wyatt took a liking to me immediately. He never left my side from the day we picked him up. Over the course of a few weeks, I decided that Wyatt may just be the perfect hearing dog for me. Hearing dogs can be any breed, but not any dog will make a good hearing dog. They need to have a high working drive yet be calm and mild mannered. They need to be smart and well socialized. It isn't until the dog starts training at 6 months of age that you can really tell if they will be suited for the job.

The first 6 months I had Wyatt was spent socializing him. He was perfect. Loved everyone he met, was friendly without being overly rambunctious, had no fear of dogs, people, carts, wheelchairs, loud noises, etc. He followed me everywhere as if he KNEW it was his job to be by my side. He wasn't clingy, simply devoted.

At 6 months we started his basic obedience. Basic Obedience consists of sit, stay, heel, come and down on leash with verbal and visual signals. Advanced Obedience consists of all of the above plus extended stay, finish, place, and all commands off leash.

Most dogs learn one command a week and over the course of the 12 week class, the commands are tightened up and the handlers work with them on an ongoing basis until the commands are well learned. My great danes both went into class at 6 months old as well, and it took them the full 12 weeks and then some to really learn and obey well. Some commands took a good week of daily practice until they were doing them without correction. This is the norm for most dogs.

Not Wyatt. He learned the entire course plus the assistance commands (alerting me to alarms and public behaviour expectations) needed to qualify as an assistance dog in less than 6 weeks. I showed him what was expected of him once and he did it, simple as that. Very few corrections or practice sessions were needed. He just caught on quick and retained the lessons with ease. Two of the other dogs in his class were also corgis, in fact his full sisters, and while they did well, they didn't pick up on it nearly that fast.

So in other words, my dog is brilliant (haha). Seriously though, he is smart. He *understands* his job in a way that trainers spend endless hours evaluating and training into assistance dogs. It's a very valuable trait. He also has an uncanny comprehension of english. I can tell him things like "No, Wyatt, you can't come with me right now" and he will sigh and sit down and give me a sad, suffering look, but won't make any effort to come with me. At night, he sleeps with me, usually either behind my head or at my side. Sometimes he decides to sleep ON me, and being he weighs 40 pounds, this isn't comfortable. So I say "Wyatt, geez, you are smooshing me, go lay somewhere else" and he will roll his eyes and move somewhere else. He just....gets me.

However....

He refused to learn to shake. My friend got a corgi and then shortly after, another one. I helped her train them, but she taught them both to shake. It's the cutest thing ever. Corgi's have stumps for legs, seriously. Wyatt weighs 40 pounds, is all of 13 inches tall and twice as long...but his little legs are all of a few inches. It's beyound adorable seeing this little stump of a leg waving in the air.

Ok, maybe you had to be there.

For almost 4 years, I've been trying to get Wyatt to shake. I've bribed, I've demanded, I've pleaded and begged. He flat out refused. He would just sit there and stare holes into me with a "This is SO beneath me" look on his face. This little dog who learned dozens of commands in a matter of weeks with damn near perfection on the first try, would not do something as simple as lift his paw and shake my hand.

I used to get frustrated and whine that he was dumb. T assured me that Wyatt was actually displaying just how smart he was. He's regal, he's important, he has a job, he's smart and knows it. Why on earth would he be like the OTHER dogs and do a measly trick like that?

Snob...

A few days ago I decided to renew my efforts after playing with Sh's corgis and once again being reminded how cuuttteee it was when they shook. This time, I tried to make it really really exciting. Wyatt doesn't get excited easily. Usually it takes a herd of cattle or sheep to get him really riled up (he's also a herding dog). If I shout a lot and smack him around a little, he'll get into it and play with me and wiggle his cute little ass all over and jump around for a bit before realizing he's acting like a mere DOG and stops. So I get all excited and I smack him in the chest and face a bit while saying "shake!" and eventually on pure coincidence his paw would make contact with my hand and I'd go nutso with praise. He seemed to rather like it, but I knew the shake part was a fluke.

I was excited anyhow and showed off to Sh. The fluke worked a few times in a row and it actually looked like he was shaking, never mind the fact that I had to say "shake!" about 40 times and get him all riled up first. Not exactly a model trick there.

I tried to show off to T, who has long found this obsession of mine humourous, but of course, Wyatt wouldn't even give me a fake shake. He just sat there and looked at me like "why are you acting like an idiot and smacking me in the face?". T teased me for days about it, but I kept insisting he could shake.

So last night I'm at mom and dad's and I'm bored, so I'm trying again. I tell Wyatt to sit, praise him, then ask him to shake.

To my complete and total amazement, he lifts his paw and shakes.

I do it again, convinced I've dreamed this. Sure enough....shake....and he shakes! No shouting, no pleading or begging or slapping him around to get him all riled up. Just a simple "shake" and he well, shakes.

I was thrilled. Wyatt looked miserable, as if he couldn't believe he finally gave in. I showed off to dad. I showed off to mom. I gave the poor dog carpel tunnel last night I think. When T came to pick me up, I proudly showed off to him.

When we got in the truck, Wyatt in his usual place on the seat between us, I saw T mumble to him "sellout".

Wyatt looked like he agreed.

He's currently hiding under the desk avoiding me at all costs.

BUT MY DOG CAN SHAKE!
 
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ROFLMAO while my cats stare at me.

Congrats!

Was thinking about getting a Pembroke this summer.
 
Congratulations to you and to Wyatt. Aren't dogs just great??? And...your story has given new motivation to train my Yorkie. Poor Cody...His days of simply lying around looking cute are over! :)
 
This is an hysterical dog story. May I share it with H? He'll love it.

My cat gives high fives. Food is a great motivator for him, I can go "penguin, high five" and I get little paws up in my hand.
 
My cat can roll over. He does it naturally just to show off. So I tell him to knowing he is going to do it anyway.

The girl is pretty smart. I get one claw either in the head or the back when she wants me to wake up. The boy comes when I call him. She could care less unless food is involved.
 
Dogs are great and woohooo to the handshake

My cat Fred comes when called (not like that, pervs!) But he's 17 so mostly now he just sits.

Although I swear he understands English. He was begging some hamburger from Malin when Malin said, "Fred.. Momma has chicken". Chicken is his favorite food. Paws Down! I hadnt even opened my salad yet and when Fred heard that, he stopped begging, hopped down from Malin's desk and came over and started pokin me in the leg.
 
This is an hysterical dog story. May I share it with H? He'll love it.

Certainly!

My cat gives high fives. Food is a great motivator for him, I can go "penguin, high five" and I get little paws up in my hand.

That's so cute! My parrot Java will do anything for a club cracker, so I've been trying to teach him to high five.

Wyatt is very picky about what he considers bribeable treats. Homemade dog biscuits are about all that will do it, so if I haven't baked for him (sheesh, spoiled dog?) he won't take treats.

The first time we went through a bank drivethrough, the teller tried to give him a milkbone, which he hates. I told him (jokingly...) to be polite and take the treat when he turned his nose up at it, and he did.

Now every time we go to the bank or the drivethrough, he will gingerly take the treat from the tellers and as soon as we drive away, he spits it out. I clean dozens of dog biscuits out of my truck every week, but I can't tell them he doesn't like them because he TAKES them. How on earth do you tell someone your dog is just being polite without looking like a raving lunatic?

Ah well. I save the biscuits and toss them in the jar on the counter at work for my customers' dogs lol.
 
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That's so cute! My parrot Java will do anything for a club cracker, so I've been trying to teach him to high five.

Wyatt is very picky about what he considers bribeable treats. Homemade dog biscuits are about all that will do it, so if I haven't baked for him (sheesh, spoiled dog?) he won't take treats.

The first time we went through a bank drivethrough, the teller tried to give him a milkbone, which he hates. I told him (jokingly...) to be polite and take the treat when he turned his nose up at it, and he did.

Now every time we go to the bank or the drivethrough, he will gingerly take the treat from the tellers and as soon as we drive away, he spits it out. I clean dozens of dog biscuits out of my truck every week, but I can't tell them he doesn't like them because he TAKES them. How on earth do you tell someone your dog is just being polite without looking like a raving lunatic?

Ah well. I save the biscuits and toss them in the jar on the counter at work for my customers' dogs lol.


OMG that's adorable
 
ROFL

Wyatt's brilliant. Hey, remember when he was in the picture contest and we all voted for him so you could get the Beatles-ish poster like you have of the Danes? Did you ever post the picture when it was done?
 
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That's so cute! My parrot Java will do anything for a club cracker, so I've been trying to teach him to high five.

Wyatt is very picky about what he considers bribeable treats. Homemade dog biscuits are about all that will do it, so if I haven't baked for him (sheesh, spoiled dog?) he won't take treats.

The first time we went through a bank drivethrough, the teller tried to give him a milkbone, which he hates. I told him (jokingly...) to be polite and take the treat when he turned his nose up at it, and he did.

Now every time we go to the bank or the drivethrough, he will gingerly take the treat from the tellers and as soon as we drive away, he spits it out. I clean dozens of dog biscuits out of my truck every week, but I can't tell them he doesn't like them because he TAKES them. How on earth do you tell someone your dog is just being polite without looking like a raving lunatic?

Ah well. I save the biscuits and toss them in the jar on the counter at work for my customers' dogs lol.


That's even funnier. He sounds really delightful and helpful too. Smart guy.
 
When we got in the truck, Wyatt in his usual place on the seat between us, I saw T mumble to him "sellout".

Wyatt looked like he agreed.

Absolutely hilarious!

Your dog sounds awesome. Thank you for the story, it definitely gave me a smile. Probably a good thing given my current mood :D
 
That's great!

My cats all shake, beg, sit, jump up and sit up for treats. I could say on command but really we all know they are doing it for treats.

:D
 
They are a smart breed, but it sounds like you definitely have an exceptional one. Politely taking the treat from the teller is just over the top. That is too cute! A lot of personality in that one!

My dogs would give me that "Um, yeah...not doing that" look if I attempted to coax them into learning tricks. I do however have a parrot that will say "fuck you" with the inflection of a New York Teamster. (He came that way, I swear.)
 
I'm impressed with Netz's shaking kitty too. My two are like "In Soviet Canada, Kitteh trains YOU!".
 
He entertains himself in the yard too. We have a playgym that came with the house. It's rather huge, park quality.

Wyatt will run up the fake stone steps on one end, race across the bridge and slide down the slide at full speed. Will do this over and over again while my Great Dane barks and runs under the bridge and tries to catch him at the bottom. It's hilarious.
 
I'm impressed with Netz's shaking kitty too. My two are like "In Soviet Canada, Kitteh trains YOU!".

While mine don't shake, they do a few other things. Kato will come when called, and Buttercup will usually come when summoned. Kato never needed correcting, but Buttercup was more of a challenge. I figured out her button early on - the Chin.

When momma cat gets over an unruly kitten, she pins it down growls and proceeds to roughly groom her recalcitrant offspring. I thought this was a grand idea, so when Buttercup was too much of a little shit, she would get picked up, rolled on her back like a baby, and groomed via application of the Chin. I don't happen to have a rough tongue, but the goatee works just fine. I growl a bit and chin her and she complains and complains, but she reacts properly. Never scratches or bites, just goes unhappy.

It's amusing to watch a cat act like a sullen teenager.

It's negative reinforcement, so it only works for correcting negative behaviour, but boy does it work.
 
I do however have a parrot that will say "fuck you" with the inflection of a New York Teamster. (He came that way, I swear.)

LOL I love parrots. I have a Nanday Conure that can say a handful of words and LOVES to headbang to heavy metal music.

My family also has an African Grey named Toba Bird. (We named him Toby, HE named himself Toba Bird). He is 14 years old and knows over 300 sounds, songs, words, phrases, etc. He knows me and my dogs by name. When you open the fridge he makes a water pouring noise. He says "hello" a split second before the phone rings.

If you pick up a tissue, he will make the sound of blowing nose or sneezing. Turn on the shower and he whistles the shower scene music from Psycho. He whistles very well and knows the simpsons theme song, winchester cathedral, the addams family, and dozens of other songs. Sometimes he mixes them together into an odd assortment.

I could go on and on...he is amazing and funny and a hoot to have around. Even though I can't hear most of what he says, my family tells me whenever he learns something new so I can enjoy his antics too. I love parrots :)
 
Dogs, cats and all other animals need something to do and physical exercise, a few tricks is a soft start only. LOL.

:rose:
 
See, my girls don't actually need correction. They're the most amazingly well behaved cats I've ever seen. I mean, they play gently with me (soft bites, and rarely any claw, though they go to town on each other.), never get on counters in the kitchen, (though the washer/dryer and bathroom counters are fair game), never miss their box... The family that fostered them did an outstanding job. But they don't shake, or talk to me on command, or do anything tricky. But I loves the little monsters. They don't really need to do tricks to entertain me. They make me lmao on a regular basis. But it'd be cool if they did shake and stuff.
 
See, my girls don't actually need correction. They're the most amazingly well behaved cats I've ever seen. I mean, they play gently with me (soft bites, and rarely any claw, though they go to town on each other.), never get on counters in the kitchen, (though the washer/dryer and bathroom counters are fair game), never miss their box... The family that fostered them did an outstanding job. But they don't shake, or talk to me on command, or do anything tricky. But I loves the little monsters. They don't really need to do tricks to entertain me. They make me lmao on a regular basis. But it'd be cool if they did shake and stuff.

My cat throws up on me. I think she thinks it's a trick.

Maybe I can get her to throw up on command on people I don't like. Mwuhahahhaha!
 
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