Tossing the Salad- Somewhat of a STC

[annaswirls]

Open your refridgerators


Peek inside the door....

Pick a particularly poetic sounding
Salad Dressing Name

.....and Write a Poem!!!

NO not about salad
tossing the salad
or any utensils involved in either

Just use the title and go with it wherever it takes you....



Sound totally inane? Come on, many dressings have many meanings, come on think about the possibilities...

Creamy Russian
Caesar
Honey, mustard??

I have faith in the best damn poets this side of Cyberville--

Anyone in?


Anna exploring with colors....

 

[Guest]

You're on!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Anna,
I just came back from the fridge. You made me realize I need groceries.


I will report back tomorrow when I have salad dressing in the refridgerator.

 

[Maria2394]

tossing the salad??? to some people I know, it has nothing at all to do with lettuce or dressings...

 

[eagleyez]

i was so sleepy last night i put my lettuce in the freezer

ack

 

[jthserra]

In my grandmother's

immortal words: "You tell them salad, I'm dressing."

jim

 

[*Catbabe*]

i was so sleepy last night i put my lettuce in the freezer

ack

Iceberg lettuce.

 

[WickedEve]

skinny man

I guess I'll be writing a poem about a fat free Italian.

 

[Icingsugar]

You're better off than me, Eve.

I don't want to write about a low, fat Italian. I mean, come on. Danny de Vito?

 

[Angeline]

hmmm i have russian (full fat version)

i think i just described my gramma

 

[Rybka]

Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

Virgin Olive Oil

Now if you guys would just vote and comment on them then you would all be warmed up and ready to go for the new ones!

 

[*Catbabe*]

Ange you just called your gramma fat... That'll come back to haunt you.


My poem looks like it will be about Herb...where that will go I have no idea.

 

[champagne1982]

California Style sounds good..

And Ranch.. I could write about Ranch, I've been on a few.

Spicy Thai and Exotic Oriental?

This should work nicely. I'm in, AnnaS, with my bluecheese shoes on.

 

[Guest]

Ange you just called your gramma fat... That'll come back to haunt you.


My poem looks will be about Herb...where that will go I have no idea.

Is there a date to aim at? And do we submit here or to the poetry listings?

I'm away for a few - checking later. Thank you.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

Virgin Olive Oil

Now if you guys would just vote and comment on them then you would all be warmed up and ready to go for the new ones!

That's salada poems you wrote there fishy.

I voted, but I'll take my yams sans olive oil, thanks. And I wrote my salad dressing poem, too. So what's the scoop (or should I say tongs, lol) Anna? May I submit it for tomorrow's new poems or post it here? Lettuce have an answer, not that I'm Russian ya.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

Lettuce have an answer, not that I'm Russian ya.

Endives Wicked Eve to say I was Romaine-ing around this thread and shocked at your peppercorny humor, Angeline.

 

[Rybka]

Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

That's salada poems you wrote there fishy.

I voted, but I'll take my yams sans olive oil, thanks. And I wrote my salad dressing poem, too. . .

Not that it makes any difference, but I seem to have awoken a 1 monster on this forum, or at least someone reading the posts has decided that they strongly dislike my poems.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

Not that it makes any difference, but I seem to have awoken a 1 monster on this forum, or at least someone reading the posts has decided that they strongly dislike my poems.

I haven't voted on your oily virgin poem yet. I'll 5 it so that with the 1 it'll average out to a 3. Well, that's the best I can do.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

I haven't voted on your oily virgin poem yet. I'll 5 it so that with the 1 it'll average out to a 3. Well, that's the best I can do.

Italian you, it wasn't me--I fived it. And Eve, what the heck are you talkin about? Me? Jokes? Corny? Somebody Caesar and talk some sense into her.

 

[champagne1982]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

Italian you, it wasn't me--I fived it. And Eve, what the heck are you talkin about? Me? Jokes? Corny? Somebody Caesar and talk some sense into her.

I tried. It must have been the scents. She's been blowing raspberry vinagrette. (Don't ask me what, or who , a grette is.) I'm onion bus and endive on outta here.

 

[Rybka]

This is fun! Now I see why SJ enjoys it so much. The poem now has 7 votes that average 3.86. With five known or acknowledged 5s that means it now has two 1s. A SNERK MONSTER double!

 

[Maria2394]

poor fishie

I know how hard ya work on your "stuff"--- snert monster has low self esteem and needs a big hug from Barney or something, maybe a playdate with rainbow brite....

Anna, swirly gwirly I keep looking in there and I have spinach and lemons and some olive oil and a bunch of mat that might be infected with mad cow and everythyme I think about tossing the salad, I think ...oh crap, I have a dirty mind..I'll play if I can crawl up outta the sandbox long enough to think of something that goes WITH THE TITLE lmaooo

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, I guess I've got this one done too.

I tried. It must have been the scents. She's been blowing raspberry vinagrette. (Don't ask me what, or who , a grette is.) I'm onion bus and endive on outta here.

LOL! Sacre bleu cheese!

that's it! lol. if i try to think up another these stoopid puns my head is gonna blow up! Oh cruel cabin fever! Make the snow stopppppppp.

 

[Guest]

Oooo! A Pun Fight!

 

[Angeline]

Public Service Announcement

poor fishie

I know how hard ya work on your "stuff"--- snert monster has low self esteem and needs a big hug from Barney or something, maybe a playdate with rainbow brite....

Anna, swirly gwirly I keep looking in there and I have spinach and lemons and some olive oil and a bunch of mat that might be infected with mad cow and everythyme I think about tossing the salad, I think ...oh crap, I have a dirty mind..I'll play if I can crawl up outta the sandbox long enough to think of something that goes WITH THE TITLE lmaooo

Raspberry Dressing

French Dressing

Blue Cheese Dressing

Ginger Dressing

Raspberry Poppy Seed Dressing

Italian Dressing

Raspberry Maple Vinaigrette Dressing

Marsala Vinaigrette [mmmm i want this one]

Ancho Balsamic Vinaigrette

Green Goddess Dressing [this is the one for you, sis]

Lemon-Oregano Dressing

Walnut Orange Dressing

Garlic Cranberry Vinaigrette

Honey Herb Vinaigrette

Thyme Vinaigrette

Citrus Vinaigrette

Thousand Island Salad Dressing

Greek Dressing

Creamy Garlic Salad Dressing

Creamy Garlic and Onion Salad Dressing

Creamy Italian Garlic Dressing

Ranch Dressing

Cucumber Ranch Dressing

Balsamic Vinaigrette

Honey-Mustard Dressing

Cranberry Walnut Vinaigrette

Artichoke Vinaigrette