tortoise....yet one more reason....to pull your panties off, scoop up a scary glob of pussy juice and rub your sandpaper-looking clit like a drunken Jackie Mason....
mmmmmmm baby....<smiling softly>....the new av...is perfect...
not that the hopping egg wasn't cool...when i was zoning the other night....i morphed the egg into a hairy ballsack....and had it hopping...it was cool....balls just a swinging...bouncing....and well....you know what i do to the turtle head snapping in and out of the hole....
