Torrid Talk

[impressive]

*snort* I have a talk show.

Seriously. My altered ego, Alessia Brio, has been appointed head mistress *snicker* of a sub-forum called Torrid Talk on the new eCataRomance.com forums.

It's a review/promo site ... and there's a sub-forum for pimping published works, too. (I posted a notice about the special edition of Coming Together already.)

Pop on over and take a peek. I took the job for the "exposure." (Hey! You in the back row! NO LAUGHING.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My former co-worker and I wanted to have a Sex talk show called Moisture. I was going to be Phyliss Dildo and she was going to be Helena Handbasket.
Give heck babe!!!

 

[lil_elvis]

My former co-worker and I wanted to have a Sex talk show called Moisture. I was going to be Phyliss Dildo and she was going to be Helena Handbasket.
Give heck babe!!!

Does every show start with Phyliss saying, "Can we fuck?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Does every show start with Phyliss saying, "Can we fuck?"

No, that's the Joan Ribbedcondom show.

 

[impressive]

Give heck babe!!!

I don't know what to make of these romance folks. Seems a lot like plain ol' erotica to me ... just being euphemized to assuage consciences (or hide from "the current political climate"). *shrugs* That's where the publishers are, though.

 

[minsue]

I don't know what to make of these romance folks. Seems a lot like plain ol' erotica to me ... just being euphemized to assuage consciences (or hide from "the current political climate"). *shrugs* That's where the publishers are, though.

I don't know what to make of these erotica folks.....

 

[impressive]

I don't know what to make of these erotica folks.....

You put your right hand in ...
You pull your right hand out ...
You put your right hand in ...
And you shake it all about.



Sorry. Weird mood today.

 

[minsue]

You put your right hand in ...
You pull your right hand out ...
You put your right hand in ...
And you shake it all about.



Sorry. Weird mood today.

What'd you put in your coffee this morning?

 

[impressive]

What'd you put in your coffee this morning?

oxycodone

 

[minsue]

oxycodone

You talk show hosts get all the fun.

 

[impressive]

You talk show hosts get all the fun.

I think I'm gonna start up a thread about strap-ons over there and see how quickly I get replaced.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I'm gonna start up a thread about strap-ons over there and see how quickly I get replaced.

You go girl!!!!

 

[minsue]

I think I'm gonna start up a thread about strap-ons over there and see how quickly I get replaced.

Do romance writers allow strap ons? Or erotica for that matter? Sounds like good ol' smut to me....


(besides, I kinda wanna see where you're taking the hokey-pokey )

 

[cloudy]

Strap on! Strap off!

 

[impressive]

Do romance writers allow strap ons? Or erotica for that matter? Sounds like good ol' smut to me....


(besides, I kinda wanna see where you're taking the hokey-pokey )

Well, Phaze took my stuff (including the strap on story).


The hokey-pokey is for a fisting WIP.

 

[minsue]

Well, Phaze took my stuff (including the strap on story).


The hokey-pokey is for a fisting WIP.

Of course they did and of course it is. I'm not a complete dolt, sweets. That's why I want to see where it's going......

 

[impressive]

Strap on! Strap off!

Wanna go in the bathroom and kiss some more?

 

[cloudy]

Wanna go in the bathroom and kiss some more?

Do you have to ask?

 

[impressive]

Do you have to ask?

Naw. Just bein' polite 'n all.

When we're done, we can check the lost-n-found for ABS' clit. She left it on a bus somewhere.

 

[cloudy]

Naw. Just bein' polite 'n all.

When we're done, we can check the lost-n-found for ABS' clit. She left it on a bus somewhere.

PMSL!!!!

 

[Honey123]

Congrats, Imp! Sounds like great fun...I may cum around and take a peak...

 

[sweetnpetite]

I don't know what to make of these romance folks. Seems a lot like plain ol' erotica to me ... just being euphemized to assuage consciences (or hide from "the current political climate"). *shrugs* That's where the publishers are, though.

I think romance is a certain *type* of erotica. Because not all erotica is romance. I do think a lot of romance readers realize that it's erotica, but they don't necessarily want erotica without a romantic storyline. Meanwhile, I'm sure there are plenty who read it because it's more acceptable. You can take it with you on the train.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Dear Alessia Brio,

My boyfriend wants to take pictures of us while we're having sex. Can you recommend some good positions for the best exposure?

Thanks,
Wet in Wonderland


(I would have asked in the Forum, but you have to register and I haven't done that yet).

 

[impressive]

Dear Alessia Brio,

My boyfriend wants to take pictures of us while we're having sex. Can you recommend some good positions for the best exposure?

Thanks,
Wet in Wonderland


(I would have asked in the Forum, but you have to register and I haven't done that yet).

Smutty-minded twat!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Smutty-minded twat!

And proud of it!


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