Torrey Pines: The U.S. Open
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I'm going golfing today! ;-)
I'll have to send you a picture of my clubs:
U.S.Kids. For children 4'11" to 5'2"
They are a perfect fit and lightweight.
I picked up some ball marks from where Michael works to send you. They look like a poker chip with his course logo on it. They're neat.
Wish you were going out with me... ;-)
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Keep your head down and your (left) arm straight... and use the cheap balls on the water holes.
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Cool. Yeah wish I could go too. Would you kiss my balls?
Johnny Carson had Arnie's wife on once and asked her if she did anything for good luck. She said she kissed his balls. Johnny said, "I bet that makes his putter stand up."
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Wish you could come too. ;-)Keep your head down and your (left) arm straight... and use the cheap balls on the water holes.
LOL I never lose a ball. When you drive a ball 10ft, it can't get lost.
And I never keep score. What's the fun in that?
LMAO
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Slice it into the woods and it can get lost. Trust me on this.
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LOL Well trust me on this... I can't hit a ball far enough to lose it.
I pick up and toss it if I think I'm slowing up play, too. And I walk around water with it in my hand.
I don't cheat. I just play by my own rules and let my partners play by the real ones. I'm funny to play golf with, or so says Michael and my friends.
I will say for real that my short game is pretty good, though.
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I have a, for me, great sex fantasy about golf courses. But I won't share it here.Cool. Yeah wish I could go too. Would you kiss my balls?
Johnny Carson had Arnie's wife on once and asked her if she did anything for good luck. She said she kissed his balls. Johnny said, "I bet that makes his putter stand up."
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I'll bet your chip shots are deadly.
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Fucking on a green at night? Nice cool short grass. Make you a par three and get it in every hole?
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Don't I wish? sigh
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Does it involve a windmill?
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Does it involve a windmill?
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!
That made me laugh big time.
You 2 would be a blast on the course! Too bad we're all so far apart...
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My fantasy is to have a long tee, like 8 inches, have you lie on your stomach, stick it in your ass and tee off. You'd have to be very still though.
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well, hell yea... real still.
I hope you'd use a wood, too. An iron could do more damage if you biffed it. LOL
But I'd sell you some mulligans ahead of time.
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Good lord Fred, Look at the difference in that leaderboard.
Wow. Mediate. LOL who'd've thunk that one?
Did you see that squirrel with the cracker? Some one said that squirrels are just rodents with good PR. LOL True that.
On the other hand, I'm crazy for that ponytail Jimenez sports.
Love those curls.
Wow. Mediate. LOL who'd've thunk that one?
Did you see that squirrel with the cracker? Some one said that squirrels are just rodents with good PR. LOL True that.
On the other hand, I'm crazy for that ponytail Jimenez sports.
Love those curls.
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Good lord Fred, Look at the difference in that leaderboard.
Wow. Mediate. LOL who'd've thunk that one?
Did you see that squirrel with the cracker? Some one said that squirrels are just rodents with good PR. LOL True that.
On the other hand, I'm crazy for that ponytail Jimenez sports.
Phil had a 9 on one hole. Bet you did better than a 9 today.
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Of course I did... I don't keep score.
I'm a legend... on the course... in my own mind.
OHhhhhhhh what a nice putt by Tiger... just not enough ummph. He looks better than I thought he would.
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My God!!!... who was that? Who chipped that in from the bunker?
I have the volume turned off on my tv.
I have the volume turned off on my tv.
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Ha ha...I play by the same rules!
Although, I must confess, I can hit the ball a bit farther than 10 feet. Actually, I once made it about 75 yards. But whatever, I can only hit straight. So short doglegs are trouble for me. And while I have never lost a ball in the woods, water and sandtraps are a magnet for my ball.
Anyway, ADR - one day we'll have to meet halfway between Phoenix and Vegas and play. Does Lake Havasu have any decent courses?) According to our rules. (My rules do not include 8"tees though...sorry if that disappoints...
)~LB
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OOOOOOOOOOOh yes!!!!!!!!!Ha ha...I play by the same rules!
Although, I must confess, I can hit the ball a bit farther than 10 feet. Actually, I once made it about 75 yards. But whatever, I can only hit straight. So short doglegs are trouble for me. And while I have never lost a ball in the woods, water and sandtraps are a magnet for my ball.
Anyway, ADR - one day we'll have to meet halfway between Phoenix and Vegas and play. Does Lake Havasu have any decent courses?) According to our rules. (My rules do not include 8"tees though...sorry if that disappoints...
~LB
Havasau has a really nice course.
What a blast we would have!!!! Don't forget this. We WILL find a time to meet!
