Torrablot

Wills

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Some time ago I promised a truely grotesque experience, it was around the time many were eulogizing their Thanksgiving feasts.

This is the week of Torrablot in Iceland, a presumably Pagan festival with a dark and mysterious history, well research references to explain this extraordinary behaviour will be appreciated.

The following extract is taken from the web site of the Icelandic Tourist Board - they sure know how to give a visitor a good time!

"When Vikings sat down for their annual midwinter feast, it wasn't exactly tea and crumpets time. Vikings celebrated February - the fourth month of winter - with plenty of dancing and singing and hearty Viking-sized meals of Slatur - sheep's blood pudding rolled in lard and sewn up in the stomach. They consumed half-boiled lamb's heads called Svid, seal flippers, rotten shark, and scarfed our personal favorite, pickled ram's testicles. While these delicacies are not part of the normal everyday diet of Icelanders, visitors and locals alike can eat like a Viking during special events in February in restaurants, homes, and community centers throughout Iceland. Visit Iceland in February; it is well worth experiencing."

I actually took part in a Torrablot held in a London hotel in 1991. They were banned from ever returning. The stench of rotting shark still lingers in the darker recess of my brain. It is buried on the beach for anything upto 13 years then dug up and eaten. it is similar to gargling with ammonia jelly. The only saving grace of the whole festival is Black Death, reputed to be pure alcohol it is drunk from thimble glasses ice cold and chased down with beer.

Nothing would make me go back to a Torrablot - for the food, though the Icelandic people themselves are astonishinly kind and generous.

Actually the lamb's head wasn't too bad, especially if it had been well smoked. Rams testicles leave a cloying taste on the pallate.

Hope no ones having dinner. :D

Will's
 
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You really have to wonder who came up with the idea of eating rams testicles and rotten shark. My guess would be that that person was VERY hungry. The fact that he went and told others about it and they decided to try it too really says something about the Vikings.
 
Will's, I think you should look into the possibility of franchising Torrablot as a series of fast food restaurants. Sounds like a winner: one undercooked lamb's face and a side of ram balls to go.

---dr.M.
 
kellycummings said:
You really have to wonder who came up with the idea of eating rams testicles and rotten shark. My guess would be that that person was VERY hungry. The fact that he went and told others about it and they decided to try it too really says something about the Vikings.


That we're not picky..?
 
dr. M

McBlots?

Black Death shakes could be a winner, you know, use the shark jelly as a base, sliced testicle garnish.

I'll work up a menu.

Will's
 
Testicles aren't that bad...but rotten shark? Give me pig's ear any day! Can't beat those Balkan parties!

(You wouldn't believe what they do with pigs down there - our part of the Balkans pretends it's not the Balkans, so we get rather worse parties)
 
Rotten shark. Ok. I've had it, and I lived to tellthe tale only by having five shots of Black Death on standby - I needed every single one of them. It smells and tastes vomit, but solid, with the consistancy of a pencil eraser. So you'll have to chew it for a good while before swallowing.

I think it's a macho thing.

#L
 
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