Top ten Why I love Hotel Rooms, by Ruby

[Rubyfruit]

1. Black out drapes

2. Do not distuirb signs

3. Room sevice

4. Maid service

5. House keeping - hello? Yes, I'd like more pillows please.

6. Blastsed air conditioning

7. No kids

8. No phone calls

9. Clean sheets and towels, every night

10. Black out drapes! There is nothing like sleeping until noon and wondering if it is 7am.

 

[Cibo]

I like 2, 5, and 9 the best out of the choices. Clean sheets every day is a good thing especially if you're there with someone.

Hehe wonder what the maids think after they see all those stains...

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Ruby you sexy bit of fruit you...where did you go???



Morgy

 

[Debbie]

Sounds divine! Tell us did you have a good time?

 

[BlazeofLife]

Damn, I definately got to start spending more time in hotel rooms...

Blaze

 

[Spinaroonie]

Plus you can kill somebody in there and nobody will ever know!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Sigh....

It's been a long, long time since I enjoyed the pleasures of a hotel room!! I LOVE THEM!! Dang, can't even take advantage of the comp offers I received from a couple in Atlantic City!

Sounds like you enjoy them as much as I do, Ruby!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

11. Spa Services

Just came back from a facial and massage. Both were devine!

 

[christophe]

Well come monday I will be spending a few days in one!
I like all of those reasons, unfortunately I will be alone....well I can always rent a porn movie

 

[SirGalahad67]

I love them too.....unfortunately my spouse/so doesn't.... but I love em...for all the reasons you mentioned...and a few more besides.....

 

[BigDawg69]

Ahh hotel rooms. Yes I love them for all those reasons and more!

 

[kiwiwolf]

I am so jealous... I often feel like I'm running a bloody hotel /creche here... I would kill to be the pampered one... Good on ya Ruby... enjoy your weekend. ...*moaning* blackout drapes... sleeping til noon... no kids...room service... hot and cold running maids...

Oh god I want to stay in a hotel...

 

[alexandraaah]

Well come monday I will be spending a few days in one!
I like all of those reasons, unfortunately I will be alone....well I can always rent a porn movie

Enjoy it! I love being in hotel rooms alone; there's something highly erotic about it for me. It may be the anonymity, all I know is it's always made me hot.

 

[perks]

hotel sex

 

[Phoenyx]

hotel sex

why not?
Im game.

 

[perks]

why not?
Im game.

or you got game?

 

[Phoenyx]

or you got game?

Both!!

I am the game.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Must confess ...

I also like room service .... endless supply of towels .... and those black out drapes... its so much fun...


But I am that kind of girl , if I am leaving the room I must make the bed before I leave & tidy up the room a little. My man hates when I do such things ... but I can not help myself.

 

[Texan]

As a guy who has been traveling for a living for more than 20 years, and who spends around 200 nights per year in hotel rooms...... YOU CAN HAVE THEM!!!

Ten reasons I hate Hotel Rooms.

1 Clean sheets...???? maybe, but the bed spread hasn't been washed in years, and some of those "stains" are on the spread.

2 Living out of a suitcase.

3 Living with a painful back that can't seem to adjust to sleeping on rock hard mattresses one night and a lumpy matress then next.

4 Can't leave anything of value in the room because the staff can't be trusted not to steal it.

5 Wondering what kind of person was sleeping in your bed LAST NIGHT.....

6 Having to figure out how to make an internet connection from another strange city.

7 Not being able to kiss my wife and nine-year-old good night...AGAIN.

8 Having dinner and breakfast alone ... AGAIN.

9 Oh... and blackout drapes are fine, but they don't have a lot of value when you have to be up and off to work before the sun comes up.

10 The "Do Not Disturb" sign is great.... but after spending 200 nights alone ..... I want a sign that reads.... "Disturb Me Please".

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The other weekend my SO had time away at a beach resort in a Hotel. The thing I found freedom with was not having to worry about getting cum stains on the couch

It was like "nope I'm not gonna find something to sit down on first... I'm gonna sit here and if there is a wet spot after, who cares."

 

[perks]

Both!!

I am the game.

so If I got game?... I got you?

 

[Texan]

The other weekend my SO had time away at a beach resort in a Hotel. The thing I found freedom with was not having to worry about getting cum stains on the couch

It was like "nope I'm not gonna find something to sit down on first... I'm gonna sit here and if there is a wet spot after, who cares."

I wonder if that's what that big ugly guy who was sitting naked on that couch the night before was thinking.....???

 

[T.H. Oughts]

5 Wondering what kind of person was sleeping in your bed LAST NIGHT.....

That and "I wonder if the person dribbled all over the pillow last night, even if there is a clean covering over it today."

When I travel with my work or for pleasure I always take my own bed pillow.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I wonder if that's what that big ugly guy who was sitting naked on that couch the night before was thinking.....???

LMAO... gross, thanks for that thought, lol.

 

[Rhys]

As a guy who has been traveling for a living for more than 20 years, and who spends around 200 nights per year in hotel rooms...... YOU CAN HAVE THEM!!!

Ten reasons I hate Hotel Rooms.

1 Clean sheets...???? maybe, but the bed spread hasn't been washed in years, and some of those "stains" are on the spread.

2 Living out of a suitcase.

3 Living with a painful back that can't seem to adjust to sleeping on rock hard mattresses one night and a lumpy matress then next.

4 Can't leave anything of value in the room because the staff can't be trusted not to steal it.

5 Wondering what kind of person was sleeping in your bed LAST NIGHT.....

6 Having to figure out how to make an internet connection from another strange city.

7 Not being able to kiss my wife and nine-year-old good night...AGAIN.

8 Having dinner and breakfast alone ... AGAIN.

9 Oh... and blackout drapes are fine, but they don't have a lot of value when you have to be up and off to work before the sun comes up.

10 The "Do Not Disturb" sign is great.... but after spending 200 nights alone ..... I want a sign that reads.... "Disturb Me Please".

Ditto here except for 7
you left out the roach detector that keeps going off just after you've fallen asleep...