Top Ten Times In History When Using The "f' Word Was Appropriate

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#10 -- "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!"
- Noah 4314 BC

# 9 - "How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagorus, 126 BC

# 8 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1568

# 7 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

# 6 - "It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

# 5 - "Where the fuck are we?"
- Amelia Earhard, 1937

# 4 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that!"
- Einstein, 1938

# 3 - "What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

# 2 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
- JFK.1963

# 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton


Can ya tell I'm tired? :p
 
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926


This is going to be my sig line from now on. LOL.
 
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English Language today is the word Fuck, out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-Word. It's the one magical word just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from a German word meaning, "to strike". In English Fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance, "John Fucked Shirley", as a intransitive verb, "Shirley Fucks.

Its meanings not always sexual it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the Fucking work", as part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too Fucking much", as an adverb enhancing and adjective, "Shirley is Fucking beautiful".

As a noun, "I don’t give a Fuck", as part of a word, "abso-Fucking-lutely" or "in-Fucking-credible" and as almost every word in a sentence "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers".

As you must realise there aren’t to many words with the versatility of Fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as:-

Fraud : "I got Fucked at the car dealership"

Dismay: "Oh Fuck it"

Trouble: "I guess I'm really Fucked now"

Aggression: "Don’t Fuck with me pal"

Difficulty: "I don’t understand this Fucking question"

Inquiry: "Who the Fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here"

Incompetence: "He's a Fuck up"

Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go Fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

I say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly - FUCK YOU!
 
"You and who's fucking army?" - 1939, Hitler to Curchill

[color=sky blue]Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there -
That the Yanks are coming,
The Yanks are coming...[/color]


:D

ppman
 
"Fuck in Hell." - Satan to Aleister Crowley date unknown. So he did...

ppman
 
APhil said:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English Language today is the word Fuck, out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-Word. It's the one magical word just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from a German word meaning, "to strike". In English Fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance, "John Fucked Shirley", as a intransitive verb, "Shirley Fucks.

Its meanings not always sexual it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the Fucking work", as part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too Fucking much", as an adverb enhancing and adjective, "Shirley is Fucking beautiful".

As a noun, "I don’t give a Fuck", as part of a word, "abso-Fucking-lutely" or "in-Fucking-credible" and as almost every word in a sentence "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers".

As you must realise there aren’t to many words with the versatility of Fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as:-

Fraud : "I got Fucked at the car dealership"

Dismay: "Oh Fuck it"

Trouble: "I guess I'm really Fucked now"

Aggression: "Don’t Fuck with me pal"

Difficulty: "I don’t understand this Fucking question"

Inquiry: "Who the Fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here"

Incompetence: "He's a Fuck up"

Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go Fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

I say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly - FUCK YOU!

Gotta love George :)
 
Hey, he was only the Arch Duke! Not like it's gonna start a fucking World War or something!

CBS Serbian Correspondant 1914
 
MCunnilinguist said:
Ah Mary Not the fucking Theater again!

Abraham Lincoln


Yeah , lol he needed that like he needed another fucking hole in the head . :p
 
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