Top Ten Times In History When Using The F Word Fits

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING
THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:
10. "Scattered f**king showers, my ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC

9. "How the f**k did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8. "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where did all those f**king Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

6. "It does too f**king look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

5. "Where the f**k are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Any f**king idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

3. "What the f**k was that???"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2. "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in the head."
- JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the f**k is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1997

 

[Guest]

I prefer JFK as the top dog.

How's your next prego story coming along, btw.

 

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

I prefer JFK as the top dog.

How's your next prego story coming along, btw.

I was collaborting with someone on another thread. I should email them.

 

[bknight2602]

Cut up those f**king tapes now!
Nixon 1973

 

[fgarvb1]

"Now what the fuck?"

fgarvb1 walks up on his truck at the bottom of the hill when returning from hunting, where it crashed into a bunch of trees after being pushed over the edge by a big fucking bull.

The back wheels were in a slight depression and it was in first gear. I heard some crashes, but didn't think anything about them because my dad and bother was loading some scrap metal on a tralier. Sometime around 1988.

Thank god it wasn't the black beast.

 

[Spinaroonie]

How the fuck did I know... before opening it... that this list would end with a clinton joke? I must be fucking pyschic

 

[millieteases]

"My, what a stupid f***ing decision that was!"

Millieteases, upon learning that the Supreme Court had elected George II.

And again upon learning that John - You Have No Constitutional Rights Unless You're a Right Wing Fundamentalist Bigot - Ashcroft had been approved as Attorney General.

And one last time when Ashcroft's storm troops in black helicopters descend on her apartment and take her away never to be heard from again after this post is brought to his attention.