Top Ten Things Your Weatherman Says That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

[YoungGun69]

10. It's gonna be sloppy, so don't forget your rubbers.

9. Old Man Winter sure is rearing his huge, ugly head, isn't he?

8. The south is getting hit hard tonight.

7. This long and powerful formation should extend into your region, pretty much soaking the entire area.

6. Tonight you can expect 5 to 7 inches.

5. Things don't look like they'll be clearing up anytime soon.

4. This just in......

3. It's hot and moist in Beaver...Pennsylvania.

2. Taking a look at my Doppler...


1. She's gonna blow like crazy tonight.

 

[Ambrosious]

Is that a warm front or are you just happy to see me?

Ba da boom!

I kill me.

 

[lilminx]

Very cute

 

[April]

7. This long and powerful formation should extend into your region, pretty much soaking the entire area.

I wish.

 

[Renegade]

I kill me.

Not if I can get my hands wrapped around your neck first.

Now where the hell did I leave that black glove??