Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Cards

fillmup

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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk.
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk!

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow.
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store.
In hopes that, later, you'd become my whore!

7. This feels so good, this feels so right.
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class.
Especially when I'm spanking your big fat ass!

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that have come to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey...Your a cutie!
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"!

2. I don't wanna be sappy or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one I gave to your sister!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!:heart: :heart:
 
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