Top Ten Reasons...

[Melody_lane]

People think You're crazy!
because...
I've made overtures to teachers...
I've made snow angels, while in only panties...
I've always been an opinionated, individualist,anti-feminist female...
(and because I say stuff like that )
I've gotten out of the shower, only to stand in the rain in a sheet-(it was an impulse).
I've been getting up at 3am to start my day..
I've slept in a round wicker chair since Xmas...
I've never had sex and yet write erotic stories, have phonesex, take nude photos of myself, record my orgasms, etc...
I've never tried any illegal substance...
I've chosen to take a summer job making less than half of another, because I KNOW it will make me happier...
And the #1 reason...
I graduated 4th in my class, skipped graduation, and just dropped out of college.
(shit, maybe I am loonier than Merry Melodies...)

And people think you're crazy because???



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[Rusher]

10. I'm a CPA who doesn't like working with numbers.
9. I write silly poetry.
8. I'll quit a job rather than be miserable in it.
7. I have an uncanny way of returning phone calls and e-mails just when the person who sent them is sure I never got them.
6. I can remember the most trivial facts, but often forget meetings, events, etc.
5. I've somehow managed to memorize the square of every number from 1 to 100. (started as a way to prolong sex, but got out of hand)
4. I plan on voting for Al Gore in November.
3. I like going places (like the movies) by myself.
2. I tend to number everything I do.
1. I think a spaceship is going to come and pick me up and take me to heaven, but only if I give up all my worldly possessions and cut off my balls.

(Just kidding on that last one)

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[Cg1369]

snow angels in your panties?????? bet that cooled things down quickly. lmao

Bud

 

[Hurley International]

10. I like to run around randomly
09. I skateboard naked
08. I play in my band naked
07. I dont eat except for 2 times a week
06. I sleep from 6 am until 2pm
05. I sleep naked, because I feel confined in clothes
04. I dont like making conversation with women unless I know them
03. i hate working
02. I would rather skate or play in my band
01. I bought my computer to look up aliens and hopefully to get probed...anally

 

[Laurel]

I've made snow angels in my panties...

How'd you get 'em in there? And wouldn't they melt?

 

[Melody_lane]

LMAO....

But, I gotta go edit it anyway.
Argh!
Laurel, you slay me.

 

[Gingersnap]

I have a best friend named wookie
I speak in different voices on the phone
I wear velcro shoes in the OR
I wear very sexy underwear underneath my
scrubs but always take off my bra
Every holiday I put on lots of lipstick
and pretend I am my Aunt Jane and kiss
anyone I see even the store clerks
(I kissed the mouse at chunky cheese)
campaigned for one canidate and voted for
the opponent
Included my baby picture on my resume
I pulled my shirt up during a conference
when the prof kept having oral diarrhea
and it worked
I dance when waiting in line
I take my buddy mike with me and we stage
fake robberies at macdonalds( he has down's
syndrome)

Thats all that comes to mind immediately some I will keep to myself and my friend wookie.

 

[Xander]

people think I'm crazy because:

I do the potent power pelvis dance in RL
I sing Christmas carols during a summer heatwave
I don't sleep more than 4-5 hrs every night
I can make a grown business enemy cry
I would fly out with the sole purpose of meeting people from this BB
Because I don't fear death
I jumped out from a 20 meter high bridge and into a lake just for the fun of it (High Falls Park, Upstate NY)
Stagedived from a balcony to a concert
I made a porn movie.
I'm emotionally inept
I'm a net addict.

can't think of anything else right now.

 

[Dreamer1]

You are a fun-loving little dr melody lane! BTW, that was a compliment. I rarely post but this was too good to resist.
10. My nickname use to be Wookie because as a toddler I would run into crowded rooms and scream, "Wookie Dat!" I was a toddler, give me a break (No disrespect to your naked tendencies Hurley, I am still a firm believer in nakedness as often as possible).
9. I use to resemble a delinquent, now I counsel them.
8. I dropped out of high school to spend qualtiy time with tv soaps (Yikes) and catch up on some much needed rest! In hindsight, not a bad call
7. I have made snow angels naked (Painfully true).
6. I am a testosterone filled male who does lgn and was an Italain Folk Dancer for many years (Yes, I wore a very funny little outfit).
5. I have been with the same woman for 17 years!
4. I am happily married to that same woman!
3. I like Barney and am not afraid to admit that. I have two small children so don't diss the purple dinosaur!
2. I have made some very good friends courtesy of this site (Thank you Laurel). Eccentric friends but good ones, none the less.
1. I started an infamous bike ride known as the "Tour De Titty!" My mother says that endeavor ruined my chance at a career in politics! Damn!

 

[SimplySouthern]

People think I'm NUTS because:

* I look like a silly blonde, but was my high school valedictorian. (I love it when people talk down to me)

* I took on the task of raising my 2 godsons alone

* Sexually speaking, I more closely fit the stereotypical man. I want it NOW...not always lots of foreplay (although I have my monents) and when I'm done...I'm done.

* I am in law school and will be a criminal defense attorney next year, however I am strongly in favor of the death penalty and believe that people who "commit the crime" should "do the time"

* I often burst out into showtunes during the middle of class...in my office...court (during recess)...at any time that a somber attitude would generally be perceived as the "correct" way to behave.

* If I think something, I often say it before it has had a chance to be fully screened by my brain.

* I am very open sexually and if I think someone is really great looking and I would like to get to know them better, I tell them.
(God forbid an opinionated woman)

* I still call my father Daddy and hold his hand while we are in public.

* My older brother is my best friend.


~Southern~

 

[Skibum]

I did not see much in any post on this thread that would make me think the person was nuts (except mabe the snow angel thing).

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[Felix]

Now I'm not saying that I would know anything about this "snow angel" thing on about which all you fruit loops keep carrying (now I'm making English like German -- is that progress?).

I am not even going to attempt to pass judgement on what sort of diseased mind would even consider such a perverse act.

No, the only thing that I have to say on the subject (especially for the deranged fellas who may be reading) is that if you do feel the urge, make sure you do it in soft, fluffy, fresh, innocent, gentle, loving, avuncular snow. If some foolish person were to try it in old, nasty, cruel, pernicious, malevolent, vitiated jaggy ice sabres bearing a passing but deceitful resemblance to snow, he finds out first-hand how incredibly, evisceratingly, anatomically-deleterious those rotten little mothers can be; and he would shriek an agonized falsetto, and run back inside, and have women mock him, saying, "What the hell did you expect, you moron?"; which of course would not make him feel any better at all.

At least, that stands to reason.

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[Dreamer1]

Ah brevity felix, this perhaps was a step. A step towards harmonious convergence with the masses. A reply perhaps even within the vernacular of the common bond we call the BB.
BTW, the snow was soft, fluffy and oh so innocent and my wife did call me a moron, which certainly stood to reason.

 

[Whispersecret]

Take note: Do not get Hurley International clothes for his birthday.

 

[Gil]

I'm retired at 45.

I cry at Walt Disney movies.

I haven't had sex in 3+ years (onanism doesn't count, does it?)

I just adopted three kittens.

I've recently decided that I'm ready to have children (not married, no girlfriend).

Except for a two year aberration in my 30's, I've been single my entire adult life.

I've spent a fortune collecting hardcover books for my library.

I'm going back to college (again) to pursue a three year course of study to become an RN.

I treat children like adults and most adults like children.

I give money to vagrants.

I'm willing to admit that I was once raped by three women, on a stage, in front of approximately 200 drunks (mostly Australians).

Ooops, ...that's eleven, sorry!

 

[Whispersecret]

The Top Ten Reasons People Might Think I'm Crazy:

10. I cook bacon with chopsticks.
9. When my sons are old enough, I wish someone kind and experienced could teach them how to make love to a woman.
8. I like cum shots in porn films.
7. I listen to opera while I’m writing or doing calligraphy. (Since I can’t understand the languages, my brain doesn’t get distracted processing the words, but I still get the creative juices flowing with music.)
6. I believe feminism has ruined quite a lot.
5. I love and can sing all the songs from My Fair Lady, Camelot, The Sound of Music, Phantom of the Opera, Oklahoma (okay, not the one about Judd being daid), Grease, The King and I, Guys and Dolls, and Beauty and the Beast (the movie, not the stage play).
4. I read romance novels and don’t think they’re trash at all.
3. I think it’s okay to pee in the shower. (What’s the big deal? It all gets washed away, you know! Same with cum. Am I right, guys?)
2. I get irate about careless disregard for the English language.
1. I am a public school teacher.


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[Gil]

My Fair Lay, oops Lady, is my all time favorite musical. I absolutely roll on the floor everytime I hear Rex Harrison sing "But, put a woman in you life" or whatever the heck it's called. "...a contented man am I"

Come on...sing for me Whisper!

 

[Chatmic]

1. I am infatuated with Podner although we just met.

2. I cry at Disneyland, forget the movies.

3. I want to retire at 45

4. I moved from San Diego to Apple Valley (not doubt as to my sanity now)

5. I lost count.

6. Snow Angels in my panties is a daily occurance, wake up with em, now what does that mean?

7. Oh hell, just take 3 more from Gil.

That makes an even 10

 

[Gil]

In the immortal words of Paul Newman in 'Nobody's Fool', "I do that to people."
Feel free to take whatever you want, Li'l Moo, I'm a "giver" not a "taker" and have enough anarchistic craziness to share.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

I don't think it's necessary to list them here... most of you can probably think of more than 10 reasons why I'm crazy!

 

[Weird Harold]

Nobody thinks I'm crazy. At least they don't tell me about it if they do.

I do wish I had a nickel for every time someone has said "Harold, you're weird" though. The funny thing is, that it's never the same thing that prompts that statement.

 

[Gil]

WH,

Long time no see, how's it goin'?

I'm still looking for a hardcover of 'The Prince's Bride'.

 

[Shylady]

omg i will never read another thing written by felix with a full bladder! I almost had a problem!
still laughing about it. I would list the top ten here but there are way to many to try to pick just 10.

 

[Conan]

i don't have 10, but i have enough.....

i got a 26 on my ACT in 7th grade, but almost flunked out of h.s. (it was just a 4 yr. nap.)

i love pickles, and i hate cucumbers (lets keep that in a food context)

i listen to jimi hendrix to help me to go to sleep.

i now have a wild hair to do a snow angel naked. brrrrrrrr!

i happen to like classical music. (odd for someone of my age)

i am an excellent one handed typist (although most ppl don't understand why. hehehe)

 

[Felix]

Originally posted by shylady:
omg i will never read another thing written by felix with a full bladder!

First it was Roger and his sinuses, now you and your bladder. What's next -- spastic colon? Somewhere, I appear to have become an "extreme sport" unto myself.

I think I had better get started on a waiver form. Until then, I suggest putting down a plastic tarp and not reading less than an hour after eating.