Top Ten reasons why Siren and I need to take a shower together...

[InternationalFunboy]

Or at least get some Hot-tub time in...

10. Her name is tattooed on my bum
09. She's the Areola ayatollha
08. I doubt Laurel would
07. shampoo slip-o-rama!
06. These loofahs are made for walkin'
05. playing "find the soap"
04. Towelling off
03. I can watch her pee standing up
02. I wanna
01. I could lick the lavender off of her


I thought this board could use some livening up.....sorry Siren, love, but you are a casualty of Whimsy ;-)

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

and the main reason we should shower together

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

What do you mean?? This is "A" material here.....
I suppose I shouldn't admit that, seeing as how it was ignored.....

 

[Siren]

Hey, I am standing in this damn cold shower

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh my god, I think she needs a little mouth-to-mouth.....

 

[Siren]

CPR Hazie

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Enter the Funboy......paisley smoking jacket, ruby red house slippers with imitation fur.... arms tied behind his back with soap on a rope...

Somebody wanna get this blindfold off a me? Where am I?
Is that Sun Ripened Raspberry i smell?

 

[Purple Haze]

Yep, I think I need to use my thermometer.

It's cumbersome and slow, but very accurate.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh lavender, i know your thighs quiver in excitement and anticipation of the day you get to wear me like a backpack