Top signs "50 Shades" is making BDSM mainstream

[DeepGreenEyes]

New "12 floggers or less" cashier at the Wal-Mart.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

subway rolls out new logo, "Did I fucking ask if you wanted mayo?" slogan.

 

[desertslave]

New "12 floggers or less" cashier at the Wal-Mart.

All made in China, no doubt.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Two threads on the front page of Talk and two on the front page of the Café with some variation of "50 Shades" in the titles, simultaneously (including this one).

 

[midwestyankee]

Did you hear about the new TV show, "American PYL?"

 

[lovecraft68]

Women think its sexy to refer to their pussy as "Down There"

 

[lovecraft68]

All master's no matter how harsh fall hopelessly in love with their subs and go all vanilla on them.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ben and Jerry's releases their new "50 shades Trilogy" flavor

Vanilla,vanilla, and..... yeah Vanilla.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ben and Jerry's releases their new "50 shades Trilogy" flavor

Vanilla,vanilla, and..... yeah Vanilla.

Okay, this is really, really, funny.

 

[lovecraft68]

Okay, this is really, really, funny.

No it's sad, because in reality my favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

"Christian Grey" is adopted as a recognized subsect at the Southern Baptist Convention Annual Meeting.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You mean like the shades of grey on this kinda stuff?

 

[mojo23]

You mean like the shades of grey on this kinda stuff?

Hahahahahaha you got to fucking be kidding me! Thanks Curioius for the laugh you really made my day

 

[Loverskitten]

Top signs "50 Shades" is making BDSM mainstream
At PetCo today:
Dog collars
Cat collars
Virgin collars

 

[Loverskitten]

Two threads on the front page of Talk and two on the front page of the Café with some variation of "50 Shades" in the titles, simultaneously (including this one).

Jeeeeeeeebus I already apologized for the other one (the first on the subject BTW) and punished myself with pleasure for it, so quiet!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hahahahahaha you got to fucking be kidding me! Thanks Curioius for the laugh you really made my day

You are welcome!

 

[desertslave]

You mean like the shades of grey on this kinda stuff?

Weird that a slavery connection was made when the first thing I thought about was the classic prison chain gang. Guess I watched different movies as a kid.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Benjamin Moore revels the new paint line "50 shades of BDSM" in reds, black, purples, and blues.

 

[Scentofawoman]

#1 baby name is Dom which no longer is short for Dominic.

 

[Loverskitten]

Joan Rivers launches new line of "cover your bruised wrists" cubic zirconia bracelets on QVC.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I figured this might be appropriate here. Not sure if I can post it. This makes me laugh hysterically, and cry with want for Chanel.




http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dh6nGgel1r6vcvfo1_500.png

 

[Stella_Omega]

You guys are so funny!

Benjamin Moore revels the new paint line "50 shades of BDSM" in reds, black, purples, and blues.

And greys, don't forget.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Instead of "slate grey" you can get anything in "slave grey"

 

[Stella_Omega]

I saw a poster last night advertising "60 shades of pink" for the local spanking club.

 

[marriedlooker73]

Hearing prudish family members talk about their safe words. Which they don't have.