Top One Liners of the Week

[JackLuis]

1.

"Ma'am, are my testicles black?" - President George W. Bush, recalling a confusing moment in a hospital when his dad, Bush 41, meant to say, "Are my test results back?"

but that was not 'topical" like Ann Coulter.

"Please have your genitalia out and ready to be fondled." – Ann Coulter, summarizing said screening procedures.

"I could care less if someone feels me up." – Rep. Jim Moran, on controversial airport screening procedures.

"I'm wildly excited that I can walk through a machine instead of getting my dose of love pats." – Sen. Claire McCaskill, also chiming in on the procedures.

Then there's Dick, being Dickish.

"This may be the only shovel-ready project in America." – Former veep Dick Cheney, taking a jab at the Obama administration as he helped open George W. Bush's presidential library.

That's topical.

 

[sr71plt]

I would think the one for this week was, "If you touch my junk, I'm gonna sue."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

No it was from the Los Angeles District Attorney - "You pat too much you go to jail!"

Paraphrasing here.