top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics

Beco

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics , that they would like to take back!!!

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 
Funny, but totally bogus -- various versions of these "commentaries" have been floating around the net for years with the names changed to make them look "current."

The comment about "kissing his balls" is semi-true -- it was made about Arnold Palmer and repeated on the johnny carson show in the 70's.
 
Weird Harold said:
Funny, but totally bogus -- various versions of these "commentaries" have been floating around the net for years with the names changed to make them look "current."

The comment about "kissing his balls" is semi-true -- it was made about Arnold Palmer and repeated on the johnny carson show in the 70's.


I think I remember my older brother laughing about the Carson thing years and years ago!!

I didnt know this was fake, just wanted to share this.....thanks WH
 
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