Top 5 ways to live

[ChinaBandit]

Now that you have seen the pathetic view (Top 5 worst ways to die) by a loser, think positively!

The top 5 ways to live are yours and yours alone.

Have a great day folks!

 

[knot_sweet]

Top ways to live

1) Don't die


Everything after that is moot.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Spend time outside and know that you can be too grumpy for the hawks to carry you off:

 

[Tryharder62]

My kids are listening to a song that says let's party like it's 3012. I guess you can play it for awhile but instead:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Tryharder62]

Learn cock safety so you don't choke to death.