Top 22 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

StLBob

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Just found this tucked awy on my hard-drive... Thought I'd share it, and mayhaps a couple o' smiles:

22) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

21) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

20) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

19) He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

18) Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

17) Forgot to pay his brain bill.

16) A few clowns short of a circus.

15) If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

14) Too much yardage between the goal posts.

13) An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

12) A few beers short of a six-pack.

11) A few peas short of a casserole.

10) Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

9) One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

8) One taco short of a combination plate.

7) A few feathers short of a whole duck.

6) Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

5) An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

4) As smart as bait.

3) His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

2) Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.


AND (My Fav).....

1) Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
 
My personal favorite description.

Tying to play left field without a glove.
 
I use Number 23 a LOT !

Some others I use:

Dumb as a box of hammers.

Sharp as a pillow.

Sharp as a box of rocks.

Sharp as a sack of wet mice.

:D
 
Surprised nobody has added the classic "He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer" line yet.


:cool:
 
these are courtesy of my best friend's stash which he posted on another site.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought..it's an unfamiliar territory

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear".. but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
 
A company where I worked gave some candidates psych evaluations. One of the things it reported was "Problem Solving" and the results were scored as percentiles. A person scoring in the 99th %tile scored higher than 99% of the population, and was considered superior. On the other hand, single digit people (1,2,3%tile) were pretty fucking stupid. I asked the psychologist what that actually meant, and his answer was "they have limited ability to process information."
 
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