Bob Peale
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...Might Say When He Plays a Jedi Master in the Upcoming Star Wars Movie:
10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're lookin' for."
9. "Well, womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I would never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."
8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitutes."
7. "If Obi-Wan's ass ain't home I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do, 'cause I ain't got no other partners on Tatooine."
6. "Feel the force, motherfucker."
5. "You sendin' the Fett? Sheeeyit, Hutt, that's all you had to say."
4. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror has a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do: he's a Wookie."
3. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
2. "‘What' ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak Bocce on What?"
1. " Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker' on it."
10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're lookin' for."
9. "Well, womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I would never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."
8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitutes."
7. "If Obi-Wan's ass ain't home I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do, 'cause I ain't got no other partners on Tatooine."
6. "Feel the force, motherfucker."
5. "You sendin' the Fett? Sheeeyit, Hutt, that's all you had to say."
4. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror has a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do: he's a Wookie."
3. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
2. "‘What' ain't no planet I ever heard of. They speak Bocce on What?"
1. " Hand me my lightsaber. It's the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker' on it."
I can't wait to see him in it.
