Top 10 Reasons Women Should Watch NFL Football

lavender

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  • Daunte Culpepper's body
  • Brett Favre's rugged handsomeness
  • Jeremy Shockey - the young punk of a middle-aged woman's wildest sex fantasies
  • Drew Bledsoe's baby blues
  • John Gruden's intensity - just think of him a purely sexual way *fans self*
  • Brett Favre's ass
  • Donovan McNabb's quads
  • Shaun King's deep brown eyes
  • Any wide receiver's ass is the most taut little thing you can imagine. I think wide receivers have to be a gay man's wet dream.
  • Did I mention Brett Favre?
 
:rolleyes:

I can't believe that after that wonderful upset against Miami the Pats aren't moving on. Damn Jets. I hate the Jets.
 
Don't roll your eyes at me, Never. I can't help it - I'm feeling even more like a lusty wench today than normal. :p
 
lavender:
"Don't roll your eyes at me, Never. I can't help it - I'm feeling even more like a lusty wench today than normal. :p "


Knowing you as I do I find that somewhat frightening. ;)
 
I watch NFL Football all the time and none of those reasons are in my Top 10.


:D
 
Never said:
:rolleyes:

I can't believe that after that wonderful upset against Miami the Pats aren't moving on. Damn Jets. I hate the Jets.

Jets suck. I hope they get humiliated in the first round.

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Jeremy Shockey is a homophobic piece of manure. He shouldnt be on anyones watch list.

Of note to admireres of the female form, The Bengals coach next year is going to be a stark-naked Jennifer Lopez. The Bengals look to go about the same, 2-14, but sell out every home game.
 
I would have thought that any sport with a "tight end" would have been worth watching? :D
 
lavender said:
We could share him. :)


Ok!

So how should we work this? You can have him during the season, I get him the rest of the time? Or perhaps on an every other weekend basis...
 
14. To see the men their husbands would leave them for if they would just ask...
 
footBALL

ladies you've got it all wrong..
that's why we invented doggy style...so you could enjoy the game too...
 
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