Top 10 reasons why you need to vote on my new story

[GratefulFred]

Chicken Nugget Conspiracy

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=155314

10) Hotter then Farneheit 911

9) Wendy's cost 99 cents while my story's free

8) The sex is out of this world

7) It's a bootleg X-files wannabee episode

6) Unlimited Reefer action

5) More cocks get devoured over any other literotica story

4) More pussy's get taken down over any story period

3) It's a bomb

2) Cell Phones

1) Nipples

Ok people....put the pieces together and vote. Feedback both good and bad are always well cum. There are too few new Humor & Satire pieces being submitted and every vote helps save our planet.

By the way, if you're gonna post a new thread for feedback be original about it. Here I give valuable clues for the sole reason that my story may be over too many people's "head". I never would give myself a cheap free butt plug...

 

[Shendude]

That was.... odd.

Funny, though.

 

[GratefulFred]

Well...

Odd? Nope I countted the words in my story and it totaled 9426 which is an even number. Nice try though. Send Shendude a consolation price of Vanna White's left nipple.

FYI, I hope it was inferred from my above post that I would be inclined to high end butt plugs.

I'm not, nor have I ever been (in the last hour at least) a cheap date artist.

 

[sexyspiders]

you sick, sick man......


i liked it!!!!

spiders >__<

 

[GratefulFred]

(cough...cough...blowjob...cough...cough)

Sorry I seem to have cum...uh...down....what was I just spraying?...I mean saying.

Thanks Spider'...setting you up for the "Kill Byll" cum fest coming soon to a theatre near you.