Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

[Svenskaflicka]

Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. You want to see if it's like the dream.

8. It diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

6. You can finally stop those pigs in marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You can say, "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants pocket" - and mean it!

4. You give "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that special person in human resources.
2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

...and (drumroll), the number one reason to go to work naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I want to see your butt in here by 8am!"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Top ten responses:

10. Who'd want to?

9. It won't be, you'll be fired!

8. No, it actually advertises the fact!

7. Lap dancer and pole dancer are more the terms that come to mind!!

6. Gotta give you this one, they'll have found something else to look down at!

5. No-one would care.

4. What if you shave??

3. Oh yes, you'll meet that special person all right, the one that says: "Your ass is fired!"

2. Again, gotta give you that one, just remember the little goggles!

1. Now he'll realise, just how big your butt really is!!!

 

[GodBlessTexas]

The list I saw before had a few yours is missing:

You want to see if it's like the dream.

- and -

People stop stealing your pens after they see where you keep them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This won't work for me, I work with the blind.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, don't blind people "look" at others' faces by touching them?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, don't blind people "look" at others' faces by touching them?

Good point Svenska, thanks.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Always eager to create a nice working environment.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Always eager to create a nice working environment.

BTW? Did you get your new job?

 

[pop_54]

BTW? Did you get your new job?

Probably if she walked in starkers

 

[CharleyH]

LOL LOVE IT! Yet 10 kept me laughing and 1 was priceless

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Probably if she walked in starkers

Damned! I KNEW I forgot something!

No, seriously, I haven't heard anything yet. M says it took them one week to get back to her, when she was hired for the same company. I still have faith.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damned! I KNEW I forgot something!

No, seriously, I haven't heard anything yet. M says it took them one week to get back to her, when she was hired for the same company. I still have faith.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

 

[destinie21]

Where would I keep my cell phone

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where would I keep my cell phone

Laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

 

[SlickTony]

Very funny!

 

[Honey123]

Priceless -- absolutely priceless....ROFLMAO

Gives dress down day a whole new meaning --

My boss would probably want me to take dicktation (LOL) while sitting on his lap...wait, I do that now...hmmmmmmm

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

If I went to work Naked I'd cause a few heart attacks and have people staring at me all damn day... course that wouldn't be bad if the ones staring was a few cute men But I don't have any cute men where I work

 

[SlickTony]

I don't either, 'cept the owner of the company, and he's very much married (so am I, come for that matter) and has daughters almost the age of mine. And I don't work in the same area as he does anyhow.

 

[Honey123]

If I went to work Naked I'd cause a few heart attacks and have people staring at me all damn day... course that wouldn't be bad if the ones staring was a few cute men But I don't have any cute men where I work

I have a few where I work -- would love to see them come in naked...

 

[magichandslee]

Sometimes

Sometimes I do go to work with parts of me naked.

Sometimes someone notices, depends on my mood.

LoL.

Lee

 

[Honey123]

Wearing nothing under your lab coat? Now that's a fantasay I am sure many patients have had..Woohoo!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Where would I keep my cell phone

Did you see that commercial for slim phones, where a girl walks over a beach in a thong bikini, and then answers the phone, and no-one could figure out where she'd carried it?